What is with all these weird bust measurements?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just measure by volume like civilized people

my hand as a reference, IBM Model M for scale

oh nice

darn you are one hairy mofo

:P

Holy cowtits

Are you pajeet

no

Roughly 66 % Italian 33 % German

largest i have gotten to enjoy have been some DDs in teenage years... other than that not so much

i prefer single Ds tho

i like all sizes

but A. makes me feel like child-molester

i prefer hips anyway tho~

>caring about tits

ass tho

i only care about someone caring about meeeeeeeeeee ;;;;;;;;;;;;

i ran into a girl once with like amazingly large tits

not the /r/ratio kind of hips

but decent good hips

like hitomi tanaka size tits

nvm i dont want to die when someone turns around while she sleeps

suffocating is awfull way to go

But what a way to go

I just saw hitomi's uncensored photo yesterday

after all those years

she was assigned to be a secretary for a general, p much being living eyecandy because her tits were too large for her to actually do anything

I felt like I can finally die in peace

hitomi tanka's face though

she looks stupid

her face is meh

i cant really get off to her because her face looks so fucked up

kek

@porco Hitomi who?

hitomi tanaka

Tits to the floor. 👎

@Cole please dont make refugees touch my food and vegetables

thanks

they're touching everything else already

also you're czech bro. if you go to germany, do you go to Saxony or Bavaria?

also
>not enjoying kebab

people making kebab are not refugees generally

>wake up
>no mandatory chink shit gfs

and also they dont touch stuff in saxony, cause they re not there

lower saxony mostly

but thats not even close to czechia <:thonk:288060975775612929>

good

that's exactly why I like it there

https://youtu.be/TwFzxQjR9sU

but czech bros are the coolest neighbours we have

a-are we?

@JHWH how will i get chink shit gf????

@Cole if you ask me, yes. most often visited neighbour country for me

@fedora just be yourself

when will ali start selling girlfriends 🤔

Well that doesent seem to work 😡

@Cole i think taobao might have them

be more like @transience maybe?

Oh right

@fedora tfw shipping agent fucks your gf

Since he has qt labour society gf now

I criiii

😭

geee äffff

Geeeeee äfffffff

@JHWH I guess I'm just bored to death of czechia already

and the people here

buy guns?

I would

but I need to buy a decent car now

Geeee ääffff

skoda <:benis:239668961011040257>

I am eyeing a glock tho

doubles as a hand grenade <:benis:239668961011040257>

@Ankka how will i get ES poo geeee äfffff

??????

tbh skoda was on my radar but for that price I could have a volvo

my granny had a skoda, now she has opel 🤢

@Cole geeee äffffff

@JHWH what a downgrade

unless its a newer insignia, ew

opel adam

C H R I S T

🤢

in green, cabrio

What was her skoda

Octavia?

no the smaller one

Rapid?

Octavia RS would be sick ngl

@fedora they fucked the front lights this year

EVERY fucking time a new skoda is released, it either has good looking front lights, or shit front lights

it's like a Windows release

good/bad/good/bad

superb kombi

>smaller

why would _anyone_ go from a superb to an opel adam

she needed to drag gramps around