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first good one
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these are all bad
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I want a big feminine ass
Fill your ass with plastic
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im dad
No you're not, you're Captain Kirk JT
girl shimis are not the same
THEY'RE SHIMI'S AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS
Shimis suck
What no >:c
Oh man I love the way she wraps her legs around this guy
It's fucking hot โค
eyy
no traps here
wrong nsfw
IT'S A FUCKING GIRL DIPSHIT
oh'
carry on
Traps are girls anyways
so whatever ๐
i dont give a fuck
i split the nsfw caus ppl were cryin
tfw you will never be banged like this and have top tier pics taken https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189080173222690816/272635357852336129/11.jpg
me irl soon
Are you saying you'd do it for free?
no
you mean i gotta pay up
yeh
>:c
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atleast give me a discount
alright
I'll knock off a couple hundred
THAT'S STILL A THOUSAND DOLLARS
remove 100 dollars for each inch and I wont have to pay
pics
haven't taken any yet
I'm hungry
IM HUNGRY FOR DICK
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Ho Lee Schitt
nice
lmfao
what the *fuck*
@๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ a true assman's hand rest
ohh, that's a variant of the breast-mousepad
'cept it's with ass instead of bust
.... and frankly looks well-done o_o
You could play Donkey Konga on it
yeah but who in their right mind would play donkey konga
What the fuck is donkey konga
It's got strangely decent reviews
you know guitar hero and rock band?
take that
but
make it JUST bongos
and there you go, donkey konga
Are the songs decent at least?
I dunno
my friend has it
we played it for like 3 minutes
decided it was a bad idea
I'm still baffled by how good these reviews are
I guess standards were lower back then
Maybe
Also it's not so much rock band
but basically american Taiko
which is this popular japanese drum game
That sounds stupid
It's pretty fun apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HL5wYqAbU Based off this stuff
heres the game version
it's pretty popular in arcades I think
It's also a mode in the pc game Osu!, but obviously there's no drum for maximum enjoyment
I could never get into Osu
I don't think I actually played it because the updates just went on for hours
Osu can be fun
I don't like main mode
Catch the Beat is all I stuck to
Osu?
Osu!
Osu...
I feel dumb rn ๐ง
What is this Osu?
Rhythm game
Looks gay
Uh huh
I tried rhythm games
I fucked up ๐ฆ
I saw a chick spend like 1k on a rhythm game
Whaaaa?
Ikr
damn
That could have been given to me and I'd have spent it on a dragon dildo and subways ๐ฆ
buy me a dragon dildo too
a horse cock one pls
Lol
I mainly want a horse dildo to smack my friends in the face with
You can smack me in the face with a giant cock too y'know ๐
Much tempting
Very offer
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AAAAAAA FUCK I HIT THE WALL FUCK
Now my head hurts ;-;
Like
IRL?
Yes
I'm a dummy sometimes
Especially when I'm leaning against the wall and I smash my head into it accidently
are you like a babby or something
I have no idea anymore
All I know for sure is that I'm Polish and I keep accidently injuring myself
It's always the Polish
Always the Polish not in Poland
For some reason all the polish people outside of Poland are like drastically more bizarre
I should make a documentary about this
And then drink enough gin to call myself Cinnamon Twinkle Bubbles The Second
Twink?
Twinkie
Fuck autocorrect
Twink
Twink?
Yes please
What's a twink?
Uh
Google it
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Uh huh
So I'd be a Twink or...what?
Riiight...
I dunno
Try becoming a femboy twink
Theyre hot
I could
i wanna become a femboy trap
but
according to pepe doge
im "disgusting"
so :<
Aww
You're not disgusting
You're pretty cool ๐
Okay hot
Okay
Maybe very hot
I wouldn't describe that pic anywhere near hot tbh
I have no idea what you're talking about, what I'm talking about
What David Cameron is talking about
Aaand I'm out of drinks
Fuck
oh
a faggot here posted a face pic of mine where im purposely looking dumb
and then pepe doge called me disgusting
before and after I said it was a joke
You have a pic of your face
yes
It's very smug
most people do
yeah
Shoow meee
no
it's "disgusting"
Really now.
I smell
Kebab
I want me some fuckin kebab
what
Kebab
I for some reason
Can smell a kebab from my gardeb
Garden
At 2am
Weed I understand but kebab
what
do you live in fuckin
saudia arabia
or some other goat fucking land
I live in Brexitland
o i see
And I live outside of london
Next to legoland
And some army training building or whatnot
And a pub
30 seconds away from my house
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Heh
Life is guuud
What about you?
You live in the land of biscuits and Brexit?
I live in cuntland
'Murica
how many toilets have ya cleaned today soth
:^)
jk
467
And one I had to do twice because I cleaned then someone rushed into the bathroom after telling me "Chicken tikka with ghost chilli extract"
Other than that I was sleeping at home
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