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2016-12-08 20:38:53 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #memes_and_art]  

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Hi messing around with the game's filters, i'm dad!

2016-12-16 17:57:35 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

I ran out of ideas

2016-12-19 15:34:49 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

I cried myself to sleep when I found out that my favorite chair had a dent in it.

2016-12-23 00:09:32 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

sent to dm!

2017-01-01 08:19:54 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #weeb_talk]  

Hi not fat, i'm dad!

2017-01-01 08:20:48 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #weeb_talk]  

sent to dm!

2017-01-01 08:21:08 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #weeb_talk]  

Hi NOT HAVING SINGULARITY HAPPEN SO QUICK, i'm dad!

2017-01-01 08:21:14 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #weeb_talk]  

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2017-01-01 08:21:38 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #weeb_talk]  

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2017-01-01 08:22:03 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #weeb_talk]  

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2017-01-01 08:22:15 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #weeb_talk]  

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2017-01-01 12:37:42 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #weeb_talk]  

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2017-01-01 12:37:49 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #weeb_talk]  

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2017-01-03 05:34:31 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #music]  

Hi working on it, i'm dad!

2017-01-03 06:00:16 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #music]  

Hi 3real, i'm dad!

2017-01-03 06:00:29 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #music]  

Hi dead, i'm dad!

2017-01-03 06:00:35 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #music]  

Hi dying, i'm dad!

2017-01-03 06:00:55 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #music]  

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2017-01-03 06:01:02 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #music]  

No your not, your Captain Kirk JT

2017-01-03 06:18:43 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #memes_and_art]  

Hi dead, i'm dad!

2017-01-03 06:46:30 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #music]  

Alright Grilled Cheese, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.

2017-01-03 06:47:01 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #music]  

Alright Captain Kirk JT, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.

2017-01-03 06:56:40 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #music]  

Alright Null, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.

2017-01-03 07:23:40 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #music]  

Alright Grilled Cheese, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.

2017-01-03 07:23:45 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #music]  

Alright Grilled Cheese, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.

2017-01-14 11:01:28 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #memes_and_art]  

Hi okay with all of those, i'm dad!

2017-01-14 12:12:57 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #memes_and_art]  

Hi gonna die, i'm dad!

2017-01-14 18:11:33 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #memes_and_art]  

Hi in a really dark place and am very depressed, i'm dad!

2017-01-18 23:25:55 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

Hi @ya boi, i'm dad!

2017-01-18 23:27:04 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

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2017-01-18 23:55:23 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

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2017-01-19 10:04:32 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

No you're not, you're Captain Kirk JT

2017-01-19 10:04:59 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

sent to dm!

2017-01-19 10:05:54 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

sent to dm!

2017-01-22 07:31:12 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #nsfw-general]  

No you're not, you're Captain Kirk JT

Hi not saying that it didn't add anything @Homu H., it's just that it was a cheap game for them to make nonetheless, i'm dad!

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2017-01-26 16:19:57 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

sent to dm!

2017-01-26 16:20:45 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine

2017-01-26 16:20:55 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

I bought shoes form a drug dealer once, not sure what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

2017-01-29 22:28:08 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #politits]  

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Hi probably just giving the T rating less credits than it deserves, i'm dad!

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2017-02-07 12:08:11 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

No you're not, you're Arhum MK

2017-02-07 12:08:20 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

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2017-02-07 12:08:21 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

Hi Arhum, i'm dad!

2017-02-07 12:08:29 UTC [All Things Metal Gear #general]  

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Hi always torn between Dr. Pepper and Pepsi as my favorite drink., i'm dad!

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Hi FUCKING RETARDED, i'm dad!

Hi good, i'm dad!

Hi gay, i'm dad!

Hi not anyone's dad after all, i'm dad!

Hi replaying mgs v, i'm dad!

Hi gay, i'm dad!

Hi cumming, i'm dad!

Hi Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nage Ki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider San Bun no Ichi Junjyou na Kanjyou no Nokotta San Bun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjyou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiruyou de Shinranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazuno Kokoedame Medaka….Kono Medaka wa saki no to wa Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raa-yuu yuuteimiouki Mukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru, i'm dad!

2018-04-30 07:43:32 UTC [Red Storm Official #off-topic]  

Hi not even that good at redpilling normies i end up just edgeposting but i have normie friends and a lot of them arent retarded theyre just slowly onto redpills or are just set in being left but dont wanna go throwing bricks at people because of it., I'm Dad!

2018-04-30 19:09:55 UTC [Red Storm Official #off-topic]  

Hi still right Nuke., I'm Dad!

2018-04-30 19:19:52 UTC [Red Storm Official #off-topic]  

Hi still right., I'm Dad!

2018-04-30 19:42:44 UTC [Red Storm Official #off-topic]  

Hi going to see Europe to see all the WWII campaigns., I'm Dad!

2018-04-30 19:57:19 UTC [Red Storm Official #off-topic]  

Hi talking about some chick on this website, I'm Dad!

2018-04-30 20:01:19 UTC [Red Storm Official #off-topic]  

Hi going to UC Davis, I'm Dad!

Hi not aware of the alternatives, I'm Dad!

Hi more interested in who will run in those rural Minnesota seats, I'm Dad!

2018-05-01 02:03:52 UTC [Red Storm Official #illinois]  

Hi saying black kids because I know everyone of them but I’d prefer not to say there name, I'm Dad!

2018-05-01 02:12:36 UTC [Red Storm Official #illinois]  

Hi not 100% certain, I'm Dad!

2018-05-01 02:13:06 UTC [Red Storm Official #illinois]  

Hi against the dad bot., I'm Dad!

2018-05-01 02:13:10 UTC [Red Storm Official #illinois]  

Hi dad bot., I'm Dad!

2018-05-01 02:13:14 UTC [Red Storm Official #illinois]  

Hi dad., I'm Dad!

2018-05-01 02:13:18 UTC [Red Storm Official #illinois]  

No you're not, you're Nuke

2018-05-01 02:19:54 UTC [Red Storm Official #illinois]  

No you're not, you're Red Storm (in NYC)

2018-05-01 18:53:04 UTC [Red Storm Official #illinois]  

No you're not, you're RoastedAdawg

Hi fine with donating $20 to increase border security, I'm Dad!

Hi thinking dad bot is a niggery jew, I'm Dad!

Alright RabidReptile, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.

Hi thinking the Democrats are going to see enormous gains in state legislatures all across the country. As a result, they'll gerrymander states in favor of Democrats and Republicans will never hold power again, I'm Dad!

Hi starting to love it too, I'm Dad!

Hi not doomposting, I'm Dad!

2018-05-02 00:10:51 UTC [Red Storm Official #florida]  

Hi actually doign volunteer phone call work for him right now, I'm Dad!

Hi serious, I'm Dad!

Hi gettin' real tired of dis bot shit, I'm Dad!

Hi only askin because I'm going to college soon and, yeah.., I'm Dad!

Hi going to a public university :(, I'm Dad!

Hi totally anti-social so I don't think me partying to much will be a problem., I'm Dad!

Hi actually laughing lol, I'm Dad!

Hi getting old hours approved because they changed the way service hours are approved for the bright futures scholarship, I'm Dad!

Hi been saying this forever,, I'm Dad!

Hi not either., I'm Dad!

Hi not surprised., I'm Dad!

What do prisoners use to call eachother?
Cell phones!

Hi just suggesting a way to victory., I'm Dad!

Hi not even doom posting., I'm Dad!

Hi skeptical of our current chances is all., I'm Dad!

Hi not obsessed with stimulating the economy, I'm more obsessed with just removing the incentive for immigration into the US., I'm Dad!

Hi wiling to give into recreational use of weed as long it's in a devolved way., I'm Dad!

Hi not into libertine sort of laws, to me it has to sort of benefit more than harm the general public, the laws of the nation showcase the value of the nation., I'm Dad!

Hi not completely against legalization, I'm Dad!

Hi quasi-kidding, I'm Dad!

Hi observing the obvious, slanty-eyed foreigner, I'm Dad!

Hi guessing, I'm Dad!

Hi telling you, people, I'm Dad!

Hi not fighting for them to win, I'm fighting for us to win. But it's not like you can just becoming a criminal to implement your agenda and get elected to do it, I'm Dad!

Hi mad at my ineffective party, our pathetic leaders, and our spineless base resulting to people like Ben Shapiro, I'm Dad!

Hi tired of this stupid bot, I'm Dad!

Hi not a wonk of healthcare,, I'm Dad!

Hi pretty sure that would raise his approval rating, I'm Dad!

Hi saying the truth and you know it, Nuke, I'm Dad!

Hi surprised PA is polling better than OH, I'm Dad!

Hi focusing on PA OH and WI, I'm Dad!

Hi sorry, I just can't see what there possibly is to be frustrated about here, I'm Dad!

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Your life is a joke.

What doesn't a terodactyl go to the bathroom?

Alright RoastedAdawg, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.

@RoastedAdawg, Please go into a voice channel for this command

Hi back guys, I'm Dad!

Hi against nepotism all around, I'm Dad!

2018-05-03 23:44:40 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi stuck in introduction, I'm Dad!

2018-05-03 23:45:01 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi from georgia, I'm Dad!

2018-05-03 23:47:36 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi in this for the policy, not the man, I'm Dad!

Hi old enough to remember when a sizeable swath of Democrats were in favor of reducing immigration to bring up wages, I'm Dad!

Hi pretty sure I do, but it's part of a parody meme., I'm Dad!

Hi not going to root for Trump is he's going to keep losing, I'm Dad!

Hi not saying he won't be sued, I'm Dad!

Hi angry as all hell, zak. We are losing the immigration front and you're rubbing it off like there's nothing we can do so we shouldn't even try, I'm Dad!

Hi not going to primary him, I'm Dad!

Hi not saying that it's going to vote red as a whole but white people could've at least stopped Kamala Harris and they can still swing House races., I'm Dad!

Hi just so shocke, I'm Dad!

Hi calling the ACLU, I'm Dad!

Hi sorry Democratis, I'm Dad!

Hi talking about Neo Nazi skinheads, I'm Dad!

Hi talking in this particular race you know, I'm Dad!

Hi dying, I'm Dad!

Hi zakattack04, I'm Dad!

Hi not sure how Israel could play out, I'm Dad!

Hi just saying like in GA-06, I'm Dad!

Hi not, I'm Dad!

Hi not going to be talking about how much we need southern pride in Oregon, I'm Dad!

Hi not talknig about this seat, I'm Dad!

Hi saying for the future., I'm Dad!

Hi curious when these results are coming out., I'm Dad!

Hi laughing my ass off here., I'm Dad!

Hi actually mad., I'm Dad!

Hi don blankenship, candidate for US senate, and I approve this message. swamp captain mitch mcconnell has created millions of jobs for chinapeople, while doing so, mitch has gotten rich. in fact his china family has given him tens of millions of dollars. mitch's swamp people are now running false, negative ads against me. they're also childishly calling me despicable and mentally ill. the war to drain the swamp, and create jobs for west virginia people has begun. i will beat joe manchin and ditch cocaine mitch, for the sake of the kids., I'm Dad!

Hi glad we have no LGBT Gadsdens here., I'm Dad!

Hi just saying if I were on a forum and I was asked the question, I would disassociate myself from the community, I'm Dad!

Hi Dad Bots built: Too many
Border Walls built: None in sight
Sad!, I'm Dad!

Hi nigger, I'm Dad!

Hi Blumpf, you just got BTFO
Also,, I'm Dad!

Hi Tyrone DaShiqip, I'm Dad!

2018-05-06 03:32:14 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi not american,, I'm Dad!

2018-05-06 03:36:42 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi voting bolsonaro, I'm Dad!

2018-05-06 03:36:50 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi from rio de janeiro, I'm Dad!

2018-05-06 03:37:12 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi not rich enough, I'm Dad!

2018-05-06 03:37:22 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi I’m dad, I'm Dad!

Hi Kikey McKike, I'm Dad!

2018-05-06 03:40:03 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi not American, I'm Dad!

2018-05-06 03:40:28 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi, I'm Dad!

Hi just addressing one side of it (voter depression), I'm Dad!

2018-05-06 21:57:08 UTC [Red Storm Official #california]  

Hi almost an eagle scout and I can't believe this garbage, I'm Dad!

Hi simply too angry at the demographics to care for the Hispanic vote, I'm Dad!

Hi talking about the entire state elcetions, I'm Dad!

Hi pretty low on the ladder I'm jsut makign calls rn until I get back to my home city, I'm Dad!

Hi, I'm Dad!

Hi with Walter on this, I'm Dad!

2018-05-07 23:38:33 UTC [Red Storm Official #pennsylvania]  

Hi thinking about Mango, I'm Dad!

Hi jokin lol, I'm Dad!

Hi listening to that right now, I'm Dad!

2018-05-08 23:45:21 UTC [Red Storm Official #california]  

Hi a good goy now, I'm Dad!

Hi going to give all of you some data about 2014's senate race, I'm Dad!

Hi back., I'm Dad!

2018-05-09 03:05:00 UTC [Red Storm Official #delaware]  

Hi pretty sure you are., I'm Dad!

Hi using that from now on, I'm Dad!

2018-05-09 18:34:10 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi from CT, im not against or for the left, same with the right. im here to talk and make memes. i am Anti-communist, because that system is too easily corruptable., I'm Dad!

2018-05-09 18:34:37 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi tler did nothing wrong, I'm Dad!

Hi not going to give up, I'm Dad!

Hi not skewing anything!, I'm Dad!

Hi not shilling..., I'm Dad!

Hi working on the template, I'm Dad!

Hi, I'm Dad!

Hi shock, I'm Dad!

Hi sorry I don’t really like Dems at all and plus I don’t like Joe Donnelly, I'm Dad!

Hi friends with some and we are pretty cool and show respect for both party’s, I'm Dad!

Hi kidding, I dunno, I'm Dad!

Hi surprised he reads Naruto and has anime dolls even though he has a mounted Dildo saying that he was the gayest faggot of 2015, I'm Dad!

Hi in this for the policy, I'm Dad!

Hi sorry, but it's kinda dumb to look at the margins from the presidential election as an indicator for the midterms, I'm Dad!

Hi sorry button but immigration isn't the main cause of our industrial collapse, I'm Dad!

Hi still not convinced Button mash is on our side, I'm Dad!

Hi talking senate with the 2016 figure, I'm Dad!

Hi saying that even Trump's supporters don't want to get rid of Bob Casey is., I'm Dad!

Hi worried we could lose 3-4 seats in PA alone, I'm Dad!

Hi not seeing a bright November for Republican prospects... <:wojaktrump:422438927631384577>, I'm Dad!

Hi an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free, hell with the N double A C P, I'm Dad!

Hi, I'm Dad!

Hi sorry You think Muroski is going to vote for that?, I'm Dad!

Hi calling it old because it's old, I'm Dad!

Hi endorsing this Morganelli guy in the Democratic Congressional Primaries, I'm Dad!

Hi not used to this., I'm Dad!

Hi praying I just get t-storms and no tornadoes., I'm Dad!

Hi tired, I’m tired of all the demoralization. Im tired of the media lying and lying and lying all just to demoralize the voters against them and to energize their voters. I’m tired of all the bullshit being spewed by all the assholes in the world, from the leftists, to the atheists, to the Muslims, and the Trannies and every other degenerate out there. I’m tired of all the 16 year old girls who have no taste in culture and dress horribly. I just want off this gay earth. It’s always every time I win, I still Apparently lose because the media in the western world demoralizes their enemies and causes this shit to happen. I want all of these fucks gone. I’m tired of these degenerates fucking up my countries because of shit my ancestors did centuries ago., I'm Dad!

Hi getting sick of your shit, I'm Dad!

Hi not laughing about losing, I'm Dad!

Hi laughing at your balance denial being served., I'm Dad!

Hi here now., I'm Dad!

Hi kinda neutral., I'm Dad!

Hi not that surprised, I'm Dad!

Hi a district with many more Dems than Republicans, this is a good thing., I'm Dad!

Hi not worried because unchallenged incumbents don't get much primary attention @🎃Boo-ton🎃, I'm Dad!

Hi in love with dad bot, I'm Dad!

Hi SORRY, I'm Dad!

Hi serious guys, I'm Dad!

Hi offended., I'm Dad!

Hi cal0, I'm Dad!

2018-05-16 04:19:13 UTC [Red Storm #customs]  

Hi in California, and my political alignment goes along the lines of faith and family first, freedom for all second to none, I'm Dad!

Hi embarassedly uninformed in that regio, I'm Dad!

Hi acting like it did but tbh usually they do this sort of thing in stalls, I'm Dad!

Hi so mad., I'm Dad!

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