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Hi messing around with the game's filters, i'm dad!
I ran out of ideas
I cried myself to sleep when I found out that my favorite chair had a dent in it.
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Hi not fat, i'm dad!
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Hi NOT HAVING SINGULARITY HAPPEN SO QUICK, i'm dad!
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Hi working on it, i'm dad!
Hi 3real, i'm dad!
Hi dead, i'm dad!
Hi dying, i'm dad!
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No your not, your Captain Kirk JT
Hi dead, i'm dad!
Alright Grilled Cheese, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright Captain Kirk JT, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright Null, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright Grilled Cheese, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright Grilled Cheese, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Hi okay with all of those, i'm dad!
Hi gonna die, i'm dad!
Hi in a really dark place and am very depressed, i'm dad!
Hi @ya boi, i'm dad!
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No you're not, you're Captain Kirk JT
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No you're not, you're Captain Kirk JT
Hi not saying that it didn't add anything @Homu H., it's just that it was a cheap game for them to make nonetheless, i'm dad!
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine
I bought shoes form a drug dealer once, not sure what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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Hi probably just giving the T rating less credits than it deserves, i'm dad!
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No you're not, you're Arhum οΌοΌ«
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Hi Arhum, i'm dad!
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Hi always torn between Dr. Pepper and Pepsi as my favorite drink., i'm dad!
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Hi mad, i'm dad!
Hi Cool, i'm dad!
No you're not, you're Bubba
Hi willing to disagree, i'm dad!
I've got a real pants shitting situation over here
I spam d!embarrass because I am very narcissistic and want to see my face on a bot
I masturbate to my little pony every day
Hi pretty sure its pepa pig, i'm dad!
Hi gay, i'm dad!
Hi dad is gay, i'm dad!
Hi not gay, i'm dad!
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Alright Bubba, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright KillerCroc, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
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Hi unsure, i'm dad!
I couldn't teach my son how to ride a bike cause I can't ride one myself.
Hi Jeff, i'm dad!
I masturbate to my little pony every day
I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses
Hi mad, i'm dad!
Hi not that dedicated to the bot, i'm dad!
Hi inclined to think this bot is lame, it should have a limit to the size of messages that it makes the dad jokes on, i'm dad!
Theres so many people in this graveyard!
People must be dying to get in there.
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I want to die on a daily basis
but u have to..be my boyfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this hot guy to be my boyfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing
Hi dead, i'm dad!
Hi dead", i'm dad!
Hi dead" + "want to die", i'm dad!
Hi ππππππ, i'm dad!
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Hi pretty sure i've heard that second semester is easier than the first except for junior year, i'm dad!
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No you're not, you're VelSparko
No you're not, you're VelSparko
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Theres so many people in this graveyard!
People must be dying to get in there.
Theres so many people in this graveyard!
People must be dying to get in there.
Alright Xyzzy, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright Xyzzy, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright PKMN Trainer Mark, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Hi a sucker for oriental japanese architecture and music, i'm dad!
Alright jd6, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
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Alright Tslos, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Ellen the generous be like
Two satelites decided to get married
The wedding wasnt much, but the reception was incredible!
What do you call a fake noodle?
A impasta!
What did the cell say when he stubbed his toe?
Mitosis!
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Alright jd6, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
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Alright Exsaiu, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
No you're not, you're Exsaiu
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Alright Matt, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright Nathan, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright Bubba, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
my favorite emote is π
I am a fan of [political figure]
I get legitimetly scared when I play five nights at freddy's
Video gamers rock! Brofist!
Hi going to kill my self, i'm dad!
I want to fuck litten
My dad works for minecraft dont fuck with me or he will hack you
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Alright Blusarix, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
why are rivers so good at rappers?
Because they have a good flow.
I knew I shouldnt have eaten that seafood,
Im feeling a litttle eel
i held my pee in for a whole hour during fantastic beasts and where to find them
I have a 1 inch penis, erect
I get legitimetly scared when I play five nights at freddy's
I cried myself to sleep when I found out that my favorite chair had a dent in it.
Why do divers always fall backwards off the boat?
Cause if they fell forward they would still be in the boat!
Whats the difference between your arguments and a pencil?
The pencil has a point
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Alright Tr0nJ0n, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
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I want to have sexual relations with a seal from pokemon.
I learned japanese to watch hentai
I still play mario 64
I still play mario 64
I respond with "^" to everything because I'm too dumb to have an original thought of my own
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Did you hear about the resturant on the moon?
Great food, no atmoshpere.
Alright GrantVsZombies, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright GrantVsZombies, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright GrantVsZombies, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright neckass lumberjack, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright neckass lumberjack, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright neckass lumberjack, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright neckass lumberjack, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Hi ready to 1v1 you guys in Find Four, i'm dad!
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Alright The Rektifier, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright zanzy, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright Difficulty Tweak, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
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Alright Xyzzy, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright zanzy, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
Alright atlas, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
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What did the cell say when he stubbed his toe?
Mitosis!
I set my status to invisible just to annoy my friends.
I want to fuck litten
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No you're not, you're Dad
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Does anyone here know how to download club penguin?
I want to have sexual relations with a seal from pokemon.
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No you're not, you're Moil
No you're not, you're Master Miller
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