I'm on Xbox One

Every night I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our nukes.

You weebs might appreciate my car in Forza Horizon 3

It's a Toyota Trueno AE86 painted nearly identically to the one from Initial D

It's a drifting beast

The writing was something I found online, rest was easy.

The car itself was the hard part

Had to tune everything just right to make it fast/stable enough to race with, but also accurately good at drifting

nice

lmfao

make sure to wrap your noodle

You guys have good taste c:

Speaking of school, I'm in class learning how to extinguish fires

lel

Naw, I've got places to be

Just one more year

Only a junior rn tbh

We'll have to create a new outer heaven.

... Again

making an MGS joke

👌

I've never heard of Discord censoring anything before, this is news to me

Lmfao, nice

Lizard people

dammit

First day of new schedules at my school

Got fuckin' bio

cramped room with too few seats for the class

WHO PLANNED THIS?

There's more than 20 people in a room built for like, 10

Yeah.

Junior

Yeah, took physical science first year, didn't have a science class second year.

Nah, we've got a bit of a loose system

It's a garbage one, but it works

Nice, nice

Science is my worst subject

Only thing I have a harder time with is mythological shit

Can't remember names of gods to save my life

In my mythology course last semester, I did

To be fair, I didn't want mythology

it was either that or poetry...

ew

Never reading Shakespeare again

Exactly

I enjoyed parts of Macbeth, and I've heard Hamlet is good

But Romeo and Juliet was soooo cringey

Same

My profile picture is Obi-Wan, and I'm in an MGS themed Discord

Should give you an idea of what interests me

Sounds interesting

Might look into it, dunno

A tad bit lazy

c':

For once in my goddamn life, all of my classes are using digital textbooks.... THANK CHRIST

I've honestly never taken bio

Is this just cells and shit?

you silly willy

I leave for twenty minutes and people are arguing

smh

Ozzy, if the picture was REALLY that bad, you wouldn't have it saved.

👌

I live in Vermont

It's cold

like my heart

das me

When you start the school shooting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

When you're trying to get away from the police, but they've already breached the building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PItMuGp39Q

When you failed to get away, and they're asking you where the kids are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSG_mZaogsc

@Tech Talk Look at this fricken brownie

We're literally drawing pictures in Bio

Fucking kms

Age restrictions on PSN?

Tell me about it

I couldn't get MGS3 on the 3DS because I'm 16 and it's age locked to 18

And I was retarded enough to put in my real age for the account

Wow, rip

I don't miss PS3

Xbox may cost me $60 a year, but it's worth it compared to PS3 and PS4

Last time I had an issue, I phoned Microsoft and they fixed it the same day

Last time I had an issue with Sony, they didn't reply to me for 6 months and made me buy a new console

wowwww

I'm sitting in class doing jack shit

Today is a weird day, nobody is really doing anything and I have substitute teacher

Waiting for my girlfriend to text me back, but she's in school too, ugh

- No work
- Can't listen to music
- Games and web pages are blocked, Discord is my only entertainment
- GF is busy

Reddit is the only other site that isn't blocked that I know of but I've read /all/ like 4 times today

lmao

What's Dad Bot?

d!help

dadjoke

!dadjoke

Oh, oh

d!dadjoke

jesus christ

d!dadjoke