That could have been given to me and I'd have spent it on a dragon dildo and subways 😦
buy me a dragon dildo too
a horse cock one pls
Lol
I mainly want a horse dildo to smack my friends in the face with
You can smack me in the face with a giant cock too y'know 😉
Much tempting
Very offer
😉 😉 😉
😘
💋
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AAAAAAA FUCK I HIT THE WALL FUCK
Now my head hurts ;-;
Like
IRL?
Yes
I'm a dummy sometimes
Especially when I'm leaning against the wall and I smash my head into it accidently
are you like a babby or something
I have no idea anymore
All I know for sure is that I'm Polish and I keep accidently injuring myself
It's always the Polish
Always the Polish not in Poland
For some reason all the polish people outside of Poland are like drastically more bizarre
I should make a documentary about this
And then drink enough gin to call myself Cinnamon Twinkle Bubbles The Second
Twink?
Twinkie
Fuck autocorrect
Twink
Yes please
What's a twink?
Uh
