I mainly want a horse dildo to smack my friends in the face with

You can smack me in the face with a giant cock too y'know 😉

Much tempting

Very offer

😉 😉 😉

😘

💋

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AAAAAAA FUCK I HIT THE WALL FUCK

Now my head hurts ;-;

Like

IRL?

Yes

I'm a dummy sometimes

Especially when I'm leaning against the wall and I smash my head into it accidently

are you like a babby or something

I have no idea anymore

All I know for sure is that I'm Polish and I keep accidently injuring myself

It's always the Polish

Always the Polish not in Poland

For some reason all the polish people outside of Poland are like drastically more bizarre

I should make a documentary about this

And then drink enough gin to call myself Cinnamon Twinkle Bubbles The Second

Twink?

Twinkie

Fuck autocorrect

Twink

Twink?

Yes please

What's a twink?

Uh

Google it

👍

Uh huh

So I'd be a Twink or...what?