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2017-03-12 08:41:17 UTC

Hahah

2017-03-12 08:41:18 UTC

I was going to buy this as well.

2017-03-12 08:41:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290403989676097536/unknown.png

2017-03-12 08:42:21 UTC

I prefer colars

2017-03-12 08:42:36 UTC

I'll collar you.

2017-03-12 08:42:55 UTC

;D

2017-03-12 08:44:16 UTC

That was implied

2017-03-12 08:46:40 UTC
2017-03-12 08:46:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290405225142157312/unknown.png

2017-03-12 08:46:48 UTC

:////////

2017-03-12 08:48:16 UTC

What...You found a rave,or cup noodles?

2017-03-12 08:48:43 UTC

Seriously,that is sold out

2017-03-12 08:48:53 UTC

Dafuqqqqqq

2017-03-12 08:49:26 UTC

Yeah dude how the fuck are we going to get fucked out of our minds, dude?

2017-03-12 08:49:46 UTC

Seriously

2017-03-12 08:50:30 UTC

Lol,read the text above "purchase"

2017-03-12 09:06:35 UTC

I might have to find a chinese immigrant and ask what kinda drugs he makes, you can tell he makes some half fucked up shit because he had to get smuggled half way across the entire ocean landing in America because of some debt he had to pay up because of some gambling debt he forgot to pay and now he has half the chinese triad looking for him, I'd probably lose all my childhood memories of my father beating me if I took that whole bag but then again it might open my eyes to the liberal cloud based organisms living beneath our heads and if you buy my water filter now hopefully you'll still be sane before you transform into a globalist. Hopefully when I do take these pills it doesn't make me look like a starving bloated redneck soft eyed creep that has gone 2 days without injecting meth into his veins because that stuff will really fuck you up.

2017-03-12 09:29:17 UTC

Lmao

2017-03-12 09:30:37 UTC

You got something against starving, bloated, redneck, soft eyed creeps that have gone two days without injecting meth into their veins?

2017-03-12 09:46:46 UTC

WHY ARE YOU ONE OF THEM

2017-03-12 09:49:06 UTC

No, I save needles for pimples.

2017-03-12 09:49:34 UTC

@dunce Thighs or belly?

2017-03-12 09:51:14 UTC

I know Chaos is a man of culture so I need not ask.

2017-03-12 11:36:56 UTC

If it's between thighs and belly then thighs all the way

2017-03-12 11:37:32 UTC

You have good taste, sir.

2017-03-12 11:47:31 UTC

I actually posted that image somewhere else recently

2017-03-12 11:48:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290451022424571904/IMAG0284.jpg

2017-03-12 11:48:44 UTC

Also green doritoes

2017-03-12 11:49:19 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2017-03-12 11:49:24 UTC

Some kind of onion flavor?

2017-03-12 11:49:29 UTC

lmao

2017-03-12 11:49:37 UTC

That looks interesting.

2017-03-12 11:50:05 UTC

They are called "super nova"

2017-03-12 11:50:18 UTC

they are promotional for guardians of the galaxy 2

2017-03-12 11:50:34 UTC

I forgot that movie was coming out this year

2017-03-12 11:51:04 UTC

Was gona say it's interesting like how Mexican resaurants have green and red chips to match the Mexican flag.

But the fact that it's just an abstract ad brought the level of interest down.

2017-03-12 11:51:12 UTC

They are "cosmic coloured chip, Zesty blast of lime, Dusted with volcanic black pepper"

2017-03-12 11:51:21 UTC

No you fuckwit the green is food colouring

2017-03-12 11:51:28 UTC

Fucking idiot @Null

2017-03-12 11:51:36 UTC

But is it tasty food colouring

2017-03-12 11:51:55 UTC

Wasabi is expensive as fuck, it's hard to even get it in countries that aren't japan.

2017-03-12 11:52:20 UTC

It's unlikely that you've ever even had real wasabi

2017-03-12 11:52:25 UTC

I'm actually curious as to how a Dorito would taste with an onion flavor.

2017-03-12 11:53:03 UTC

You're dry

2017-03-12 11:53:04 UTC

They don't have real wasabi anywhere near them

2017-03-12 11:53:24 UTC

But if it has wasabi on the packet it must be real

2017-03-12 11:53:31 UTC

Wasabi counts as real wasabi

2017-03-12 11:53:44 UTC

most "wasabi" you get is fake

2017-03-12 11:54:02 UTC

But is the fake wasabi real?

2017-03-12 11:54:10 UTC

Tbh, I don't even think I had fake wasabi before. ๐Ÿค”

2017-03-12 11:54:26 UTC

They use horseradish to make fake wasabi because real wasabi is too expensive and difficult to export

2017-03-12 11:54:54 UTC

So is wasabi just fake horseradish?

2017-03-12 11:54:57 UTC

When I go to Chinese places, I normally concentrate on the meat group.

2017-03-12 11:55:01 UTC

"most of the wasabi served outside of Japan is a mixture of horseradish, mustard and food coloring. Even in Japan, the demand for real wasabi is so high that you'll often find the horseradish mixture instead, with little, if any, real wasabi mixed in."

2017-03-12 11:55:02 UTC

Does it provide fake sustenance?

2017-03-12 11:56:03 UTC

Don't blame me for your ignorance you halfwit dick guzzler

2017-03-12 11:56:12 UTC

I have learned something new today. I enjoy learning new things.

2017-03-12 11:56:25 UTC

You've never learnt anything

2017-03-12 11:56:37 UTC

This is fake info on fake wasabi

2017-03-12 11:56:41 UTC

<:pepegun:261547202457894912>

2017-03-12 11:56:55 UTC

This is why I don't speak to humanities students

2017-03-12 11:57:15 UTC

How can wasabi be real if our taste buds aren't real

2017-03-12 11:57:55 UTC

I was about to say "How can sustenance be real if our mouths aren't real" ffs dunecunt you have to stop getting in on MY ideas

2017-03-12 11:58:08 UTC

Is how my eye sees red the same as how your eye sees red? @dunce

2017-03-12 11:58:17 UTC

Stop getting in on jaden smith's ideas

2017-03-12 11:58:31 UTC

I'm colour-blind so probably not

2017-03-12 11:59:11 UTC

I would make a reference to wittgensteins beetle in the box problem, but you cunts are a bunch of uncultured gorilla men.

2017-03-12 12:00:27 UTC

ME IRL

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290453988413800448/meirl.png

2017-03-12 12:00:53 UTC

I am no gorilla, I am an orangutan.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290454097369497601/bigfootbase-skunkape-myakka.png

2017-03-12 12:01:01 UTC

I am manbeast

2017-03-12 12:01:10 UTC

Eater of hot salami

2017-03-12 12:01:10 UTC

new EMH monster?

2017-03-12 12:01:29 UTC

I have a massive chode so I can handle a bit of spice

2017-03-12 12:01:57 UTC

No more new EMH monsters till they tell us what the fuck those long necked things are that's filming. @nrg

2017-03-12 12:02:43 UTC

Scariest image I've ever seen was rogue after 15 drinks

2017-03-12 12:02:49 UTC

I still have nightmares

2017-03-12 12:02:58 UTC

Alcoholic drinks?

2017-03-12 12:03:01 UTC

I thought that was you after 15 drinks? Fuck...

2017-03-12 12:03:01 UTC

yes

2017-03-12 12:03:14 UTC

This is why I don't drink

2017-03-12 12:03:33 UTC

I'd show you the image but I don't think he'd let me unfortunately

2017-03-12 12:03:41 UTC

Do it

2017-03-12 12:03:47 UTC

To this day I still get flashbacks to the nasty prank of the cruel "Is it Rogue or Chaos?" game.

2017-03-12 12:03:58 UTC

Do it no balls

2017-03-12 12:04:09 UTC

@Null Can I show them the nightmare?

2017-03-12 12:04:09 UTC

Only to realize I was bamboozled in the end.

2017-03-12 12:04:19 UTC

Me 2

2017-03-12 12:05:09 UTC

In america you have to be 21 to drink? that's fucked

2017-03-12 12:05:27 UTC

How do you get munted and hang off a balcony at schoolies?

2017-03-12 12:05:38 UTC

Yeah, it used to be 18. Then they made alcohol illegal.

When it became legal again, the age got bumped up.

2017-03-12 12:06:17 UTC

k

2017-03-12 12:06:41 UTC

bucci

2017-03-12 12:06:45 UTC

As long as it's not new it doesn't count as more pictures

2017-03-12 12:07:02 UTC

<:Heywhatsupguys:230297267691716608>

2017-03-12 12:07:28 UTC

That's not your fetish?

2017-03-12 12:07:43 UTC

Who would jerk off to you?

2017-03-12 12:08:05 UTC

Yummy

2017-03-12 12:08:34 UTC

mechanical keyboards are my fetish

2017-03-12 12:08:49 UTC

Leather. Lots of leather.

2017-03-12 12:08:58 UTC

and hairy bears

2017-03-12 12:09:05 UTC

Yup at 21,im 15 and im drinking

2017-03-12 12:09:06 UTC

Lol

2017-03-12 12:09:28 UTC

Don't you guys all want to get a communal anime girl figure to take turns cumming on?

2017-03-12 12:09:42 UTC

For some1 who is from serbia,it is ^

2017-03-12 12:10:38 UTC

There isn't

2017-03-12 12:11:33 UTC

No one knows,most of kids goes with 14 and buy alcohol

2017-03-12 12:12:09 UTC

Like you go buy it,nobody gives a shit

2017-03-12 12:12:24 UTC

I give a shit

2017-03-12 12:12:29 UTC

^^

2017-03-12 12:12:48 UTC

I would take wine / beer / cough meds mixed up and drink it in the bathroom during lunch in my junior year. ๐Ÿค”

2017-03-12 12:12:57 UTC

If i want to blame some1,blame our corrupted politicks @Null

2017-03-12 12:13:01 UTC

^

2017-03-12 12:13:14 UTC

You understimate australias drinking

2017-03-12 12:13:23 UTC

Oh shiet

2017-03-12 12:14:16 UTC

in 2010 statistics serbias alcohol comsumption is at 12.6 litres per year "Pure alcohol consumption among persons (age 15+) in liters per capita per year, 2010[2]" and australia in 2015 is also 12.6

2017-03-12 12:14:45 UTC

My dream is to get on the sumo diet sometime in the future for about a month or so. That means a lot of soup and beer.

2017-03-12 12:15:31 UTC

If you compare the countries directly australias numbers are more surprising

2017-03-12 12:15:49 UTC

it's a more prominent first world country with a high standard of living

2017-03-12 12:16:12 UTC

Yet we drink just as much as serbians

2017-03-12 12:16:31 UTC

Well,as i said,i think there is no age restrictions for alchohol in serbia,if u are like under 14 if u want to buy it,they wont give u

2017-03-12 12:16:42 UTC

There is in australia

2017-03-12 12:16:57 UTC

so that makes us not only just as alcoholic, but also more criminal for doing it

2017-03-12 12:17:18 UTC

In essence, australia has a drinking problem

2017-03-12 12:17:46 UTC

Well im in germany curetly,resriction here is beer 16+ and other alcohol is 18+

2017-03-12 12:18:10 UTC

We are famous in doing shit,soo nothing special to see us drinking a lot

2017-03-12 12:18:28 UTC

Cigarettes? The legal age for cigs in the US is 18.

2017-03-12 12:18:49 UTC

In germany is 18 too,in serbia,again,no resrictions

2017-03-12 12:18:50 UTC

cigarettes are ridiculously expensive in aus

2017-03-12 12:18:56 UTC

its a good system

2017-03-12 12:19:03 UTC

My friend smoked it at 14

2017-03-12 12:19:35 UTC

The packs I buy are a little over 7$. I think Kirk said they get closer to 10$ a pack up north.

2017-03-12 12:20:42 UTC

In serbia are from 1.50E to 3.90E (euros are not in serbia,i only transfered them to euros,i dunno how much $ is that)

2017-03-12 12:22:44 UTC

That's like 2$ to 4$.

2017-03-12 12:25:01 UTC

Are they good ciggaretters atleast?

2017-03-12 12:26:45 UTC

That's cheaper than Pall Malls sell here. Those go to like 5.50$.

2017-03-12 12:26:58 UTC

The cost of a packet of cigarettes here is set to rise to $40

2017-03-12 12:27:19 UTC

Red malboro is 3E i think

2017-03-12 12:27:37 UTC

^ To the 40$.

2017-03-12 12:27:47 UTC

atm its around $25 I think

2017-03-12 12:28:25 UTC

Shit if the prices over here rose by a cent people would throw a fit

2017-03-12 12:28:33 UTC

$26-$27

2017-03-12 12:28:41 UTC

Marlboro Red 100s are about 7.25 ish. I can't remember for sure, cause I just hand them a 10$ most of the time.

2017-03-12 12:28:45 UTC

People go across state to bbuy ciggarettes just to sell them

2017-03-12 12:29:11 UTC

Most of that cost is tax

2017-03-12 12:29:39 UTC

Jesus christ where the hall are you tax dollars going

2017-03-12 12:29:55 UTC

basically the government is taxing the shit out of cigarettes to counteract healthcare costs and also to act as discouragement

2017-03-12 12:30:12 UTC

Because aus has a free healthcare system

2017-03-12 12:30:26 UTC

Oh yeah, that.

2017-03-12 12:30:38 UTC

Well shit,is about time to put new custom rom on my phone

2017-03-12 12:30:43 UTC

I'd have to save up before each ppack...

2017-03-12 12:31:17 UTC

A cigarette pack that costs more than a phone. Jesus...

2017-03-12 12:31:18 UTC

There's a thing called a bank roo

2017-03-12 12:31:20 UTC

My father smokes more than a pack a day I think, I don't even know how much that must cost long term

2017-03-12 12:31:34 UTC

His life.

2017-03-12 12:32:13 UTC

When I was a three pack a day smoker.... If they were 20$ a pack, that'd be the same as a carton here.

2017-03-12 12:32:27 UTC

A carton is around 40$ to 60$.

2017-03-12 12:32:30 UTC

good joke

2017-03-12 12:32:38 UTC

nrg

2017-03-12 12:33:38 UTC

He'll be fine he is a medical doctor hopefully he can recognise death when it comes

2017-03-12 12:34:35 UTC

what I don't get is teenager these days that decide to smoke

2017-03-12 12:34:41 UTC

I used to have a pack in one pocket, then a pack in the other pocket. Then halfway through the day, I'd walk to the store to get a new one and swap it with whatever pack went empty first.

This was when I would spend all my time at my friends' houses.

2017-03-12 12:34:47 UTC

you have to be a special kind of retarded

2017-03-12 12:34:54 UTC

especially here in aus

2017-03-12 12:35:08 UTC

because most teenagers can't even afford to smoke

2017-03-12 12:35:23 UTC

But still

2017-03-12 12:36:17 UTC

almost every second motherfucking cunt that thinks they are the james dean of the 2010s goes "smoking? yea thats cool, I'll do that"

2017-03-12 12:36:38 UTC

My ex at 16 smoked, so I would partake in the sharing of cigarettes with her. Then after that one thing led to another. >_>

2017-03-12 12:37:06 UTC

And I mean that in the least erotic way possible.

2017-03-12 12:37:07 UTC

It's allright roo, you don't count. You can do what you want, you've already given enough to humanity.

2017-03-12 12:37:39 UTC

<:dorito:263521811512295424>

2017-03-12 12:37:50 UTC

We are grateful for the years you've given us, it would be too much to ask for more

2017-03-12 12:38:23 UTC

My only regret is I won't get to experience the games and anime of the next century.

2017-03-12 12:38:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290463646184636416/dorito.png

2017-03-12 12:39:22 UTC

Ima say 2076

2017-03-12 12:39:42 UTC

But we'll all be dead

2017-03-12 12:40:00 UTC

I'll be killed in the gay uprising when I fight to my last breath for straight rights

2017-03-12 12:40:16 UTC

My grandpa made it to the 80s, and I shall, too!

2017-03-12 12:40:38 UTC

I have a good chance of living within three centuries

2017-03-12 12:40:42 UTC

since I was born in 99

2017-03-12 12:41:48 UTC

My grandma was born in 29.

2017-03-12 12:42:50 UTC

My brother was in 86 or 87.

2017-03-12 12:43:47 UTC

If someone told me you were the second coming of christ then I would become a christian, the trailer trash lord has come to us

2017-03-12 12:44:27 UTC

๐Ÿค” I'll never stoop as low as Christrianity.

2017-03-12 12:45:06 UTC

I prefer little girls, not boys.

2017-03-12 12:45:07 UTC
2017-03-12 12:46:10 UTC

What have the romans ever done for us?

2017-03-12 12:47:38 UTC

Underfloor heating

2017-03-12 12:48:11 UTC

oh yeah yeah they did give us that

2017-03-12 12:48:49 UTC

but apart from the underfloor heating

2017-03-12 12:49:06 UTC

Great noses.

2017-03-12 12:51:51 UTC

You're not my king, I didn't vote for you!

2017-03-12 12:52:10 UTC

I am being oppressed!

2017-03-12 12:52:25 UTC

COME AND WITNESS THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!

2017-03-12 12:53:14 UTC

I thought we were an autonomous collective!

2017-03-12 12:56:54 UTC

All I know is that this fugly motherfucker showed up on our land the night before night and now there's constant cat growls under the trailer.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290468195620356097/17200928_1026254794184953_7848895950799943487_n.png

2017-03-12 12:58:46 UTC

That's not a quote

2017-03-12 12:58:55 UTC

๐Ÿ†™ | **duneraider leveled up!**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290468705165508638/levelup.png

2017-03-12 12:59:26 UTC

"All I know is that this fugly motherfucker showed up on our land the night before night and now there's constant cat growls under the trailer." -Roo

2017-03-12 12:59:28 UTC

Now it is

2017-03-12 13:00:16 UTC

"You're one ugly motherfucker..." - Arnold, 1987 *Predator*

2017-03-12 13:07:26 UTC
2017-03-12 13:09:07 UTC

It's actually Nickel-Titanium

2017-03-12 13:10:10 UTC

That washed out palette bothers me to no end.

2017-03-12 14:38:41 UTC

<:Tech_Good:284082952982233088> <:Tech_Morning:284082951229014017>

2017-03-12 14:57:53 UTC

My cats are cuter. That cat does not belong. >_> Idk where he came from.

2017-03-12 14:58:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290498909141336064/unknown.png

2017-03-12 14:58:59 UTC

Who knows but what I do know is that we don't like his kind round here <:kong:271536876970704897>

2017-03-12 14:59:08 UTC

^

2017-03-12 14:59:32 UTC

My cats have smaller more petite heads. His head is huge.

2017-03-12 16:59:02 UTC

I came from street,just like...uhm?

2017-03-12 17:23:11 UTC

Tfw you mistook energy drink for beer

2017-03-12 18:09:52 UTC

samurai jack

2017-03-12 18:09:55 UTC

throw that ass back

2017-03-12 18:10:01 UTC

samurai jack

2017-03-12 18:11:59 UTC

Why is that camera on a fishing pole boy

2017-03-12 18:16:31 UTC

That is lakitu

2017-03-12 18:16:43 UTC

are you fucking brain dead

2017-03-12 18:18:36 UTC

Lmao

2017-03-12 18:18:45 UTC

I know who that fucking is

2017-03-12 18:19:05 UTC

Calm down and take a breather

2017-03-12 18:19:11 UTC

Oh wait, hopefully the bronchitis doesn't kill you by then

2017-03-12 18:19:30 UTC

I was kidding

2017-03-12 18:19:38 UTC

you fucking nigger

2017-03-12 18:19:41 UTC

I love u dude

2017-03-12 18:19:47 UTC

โค

2017-03-12 18:20:32 UTC

I got accepted for paypal credit and i put my self far in debt in a matter of two days

2017-03-12 18:20:58 UTC

Paypal credit?

2017-03-12 18:21:29 UTC

I've only ever heard of Ugandan Credit, what is paypal credit

2017-03-12 18:22:10 UTC

Sounds like something a shoe seller would do

2017-03-12 18:22:55 UTC

Intense

2017-03-12 18:24:48 UTC

paypal

2017-03-12 18:24:56 UTC

gives you a virutal credit card

2017-03-12 18:24:59 UTC

basically

2017-03-12 18:25:05 UTC

Atleast you don't have to pay interest until 6 months

2017-03-12 18:25:16 UTC

ye

2017-03-12 18:25:27 UTC

still spent like 200 in two days tho

2017-03-12 18:25:48 UTC

i held a joy con at best buy yesterday and nearly jizzed myself

2017-03-12 18:27:47 UTC

shut up cunt

2017-03-12 18:28:30 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-03-12 19:02:34 UTC

Iron man runs like shit

2017-03-12 19:02:44 UTC

i could fix it via 3D Analyze

2017-03-12 19:02:53 UTC

but i cannot ๐Ÿ˜ข

2017-03-12 19:03:35 UTC

waat

2017-03-12 19:03:36 UTC

NANOMACHINES SON!

2017-03-12 19:03:44 UTC

you could but you can't?

2017-03-12 19:04:00 UTC

Mind=Blown

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