Also green doritoes

🤢

Some kind of onion flavor?

lmao

That looks interesting.

They are called "super nova"

they are promotional for guardians of the galaxy 2

I forgot that movie was coming out this year

Was gona say it's interesting like how Mexican resaurants have green and red chips to match the Mexican flag.

But the fact that it's just an abstract ad brought the level of interest down.

They are "cosmic coloured chip, Zesty blast of lime, Dusted with volcanic black pepper"

No you fuckwit the green is food colouring

Fucking idiot @Null

But is it tasty food colouring

Wasabi is expensive as fuck, it's hard to even get it in countries that aren't japan.

It's unlikely that you've ever even had real wasabi

I'm actually curious as to how a Dorito would taste with an onion flavor.

You're dry

They don't have real wasabi anywhere near them

But if it has wasabi on the packet it must be real

Wasabi counts as real wasabi

most "wasabi" you get is fake

But is the fake wasabi real?

Tbh, I don't even think I had fake wasabi before. 🤔

They use horseradish to make fake wasabi because real wasabi is too expensive and difficult to export

So is wasabi just fake horseradish?

When I go to Chinese places, I normally concentrate on the meat group.

"most of the wasabi served outside of Japan is a mixture of horseradish, mustard and food coloring. Even in Japan, the demand for real wasabi is so high that you'll often find the horseradish mixture instead, with little, if any, real wasabi mixed in."

Does it provide fake sustenance?

Don't blame me for your ignorance you halfwit dick guzzler

I have learned something new today. I enjoy learning new things.

You've never learnt anything

This is fake info on fake wasabi

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This is why I don't speak to humanities students

How can wasabi be real if our taste buds aren't real

I was about to say "How can sustenance be real if our mouths aren't real" ffs dunecunt you have to stop getting in on MY ideas

Is how my eye sees red the same as how your eye sees red? @dunce

Stop getting in on jaden smith's ideas

I'm colour-blind so probably not

I would make a reference to wittgensteins beetle in the box problem, but you cunts are a bunch of uncultured gorilla men.

ME IRL