You've never learnt anything

This is fake info on fake wasabi

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This is why I don't speak to humanities students

How can wasabi be real if our taste buds aren't real

I was about to say "How can sustenance be real if our mouths aren't real" ffs dunecunt you have to stop getting in on MY ideas

Is how my eye sees red the same as how your eye sees red? @dunce

Stop getting in on jaden smith's ideas

I'm colour-blind so probably not

I would make a reference to wittgensteins beetle in the box problem, but you cunts are a bunch of uncultured gorilla men.

ME IRL

I am no gorilla, I am an orangutan.

I am manbeast

Eater of hot salami

new EMH monster?

I have a massive chode so I can handle a bit of spice

No more new EMH monsters till they tell us what the fuck those long necked things are that's filming. @nrg

Scariest image I've ever seen was rogue after 15 drinks

I still have nightmares

Alcoholic drinks?

I thought that was you after 15 drinks? Fuck...

yes

This is why I don't drink

I'd show you the image but I don't think he'd let me unfortunately

Do it

To this day I still get flashbacks to the nasty prank of the cruel "Is it Rogue or Chaos?" game.

Do it no balls

@Null Can I show them the nightmare?

Only to realize I was bamboozled in the end.

Me 2

In america you have to be 21 to drink? that's fucked

How do you get munted and hang off a balcony at schoolies?

Yeah, it used to be 18. Then they made alcohol illegal.

When it became legal again, the age got bumped up.

k

bucci

As long as it's not new it doesn't count as more pictures

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That's not your fetish?

Who would jerk off to you?

Yummy

mechanical keyboards are my fetish