Message from @Sexy Zombie Roo

Discord ID: 290464656361783297


2017-03-12 12:34:47 UTC  

you have to be a special kind of retarded

2017-03-12 12:34:54 UTC  

especially here in aus

2017-03-12 12:35:08 UTC  

because most teenagers can't even afford to smoke

2017-03-12 12:35:23 UTC  

But still

2017-03-12 12:36:17 UTC  

almost every second motherfucking cunt that thinks they are the james dean of the 2010s goes "smoking? yea thats cool, I'll do that"

2017-03-12 12:36:38 UTC  

My ex at 16 smoked, so I would partake in the sharing of cigarettes with her. Then after that one thing led to another. >_>

2017-03-12 12:37:06 UTC  

And I mean that in the least erotic way possible.

2017-03-12 12:37:07 UTC  

It's allright roo, you don't count. You can do what you want, you've already given enough to humanity.

2017-03-12 12:37:39 UTC  

<:dorito:263521811512295424>

2017-03-12 12:37:50 UTC  

We are grateful for the years you've given us, it would be too much to ask for more

2017-03-12 12:38:23 UTC  

My only regret is I won't get to experience the games and anime of the next century.

2017-03-12 12:38:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290463646184636416/dorito.png

2017-03-12 12:39:22 UTC  

Ima say 2076

2017-03-12 12:39:42 UTC  

But we'll all be dead

2017-03-12 12:40:00 UTC  

I'll be killed in the gay uprising when I fight to my last breath for straight rights

2017-03-12 12:40:16 UTC  

My grandpa made it to the 80s, and I shall, too!

2017-03-12 12:40:38 UTC  

I have a good chance of living within three centuries

2017-03-12 12:40:42 UTC  

since I was born in 99

2017-03-12 12:41:48 UTC  

My grandma was born in 29.

2017-03-12 12:42:50 UTC  

My brother was in 86 or 87.

2017-03-12 12:43:47 UTC  

If someone told me you were the second coming of christ then I would become a christian, the trailer trash lord has come to us

2017-03-12 12:44:27 UTC  

🤔 I'll never stoop as low as Christrianity.

2017-03-12 12:45:06 UTC  

I prefer little girls, not boys.

2017-03-12 12:45:07 UTC  
2017-03-12 12:46:10 UTC  

What have the romans ever done for us?

2017-03-12 12:47:38 UTC  

Underfloor heating

2017-03-12 12:48:11 UTC  

oh yeah yeah they did give us that

2017-03-12 12:48:49 UTC  

but apart from the underfloor heating

2017-03-12 12:49:06 UTC  

Great noses.

2017-03-12 12:51:51 UTC  

You're not my king, I didn't vote for you!

2017-03-12 12:52:10 UTC  

I am being oppressed!

2017-03-12 12:52:25 UTC  

COME AND WITNESS THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!

2017-03-12 12:53:14 UTC  

I thought we were an autonomous collective!

2017-03-12 12:56:54 UTC  

All I know is that this fugly motherfucker showed up on our land the night before night and now there's constant cat growls under the trailer.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290468195620356097/17200928_1026254794184953_7848895950799943487_n.png

2017-03-12 12:58:46 UTC  

That's not a quote

2017-03-12 12:58:55 UTC  

🆙 | **duneraider leveled up!**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290468705165508638/levelup.png

2017-03-12 12:59:26 UTC  

"All I know is that this fugly motherfucker showed up on our land the night before night and now there's constant cat growls under the trailer." -Roo

2017-03-12 12:59:28 UTC  

Now it is

2017-03-12 13:00:16 UTC  

"You're one ugly motherfucker..." - Arnold, 1987 *Predator*

2017-03-12 13:07:26 UTC