Message from @dunce

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2017-03-12 11:54:10 UTC  

Tbh, I don't even think I had fake wasabi before. 🤔

2017-03-12 11:54:26 UTC  

They use horseradish to make fake wasabi because real wasabi is too expensive and difficult to export

2017-03-12 11:54:54 UTC  

So is wasabi just fake horseradish?

2017-03-12 11:54:57 UTC  

When I go to Chinese places, I normally concentrate on the meat group.

2017-03-12 11:55:01 UTC  

"most of the wasabi served outside of Japan is a mixture of horseradish, mustard and food coloring. Even in Japan, the demand for real wasabi is so high that you'll often find the horseradish mixture instead, with little, if any, real wasabi mixed in."

2017-03-12 11:55:02 UTC  

Does it provide fake sustenance?

2017-03-12 11:56:03 UTC  

Don't blame me for your ignorance you halfwit dick guzzler

2017-03-12 11:56:12 UTC  

I have learned something new today. I enjoy learning new things.

2017-03-12 11:56:25 UTC  

You've never learnt anything

2017-03-12 11:56:37 UTC  

This is fake info on fake wasabi

2017-03-12 11:56:41 UTC  

<:pepegun:261547202457894912>

2017-03-12 11:56:55 UTC  

This is why I don't speak to humanities students

2017-03-12 11:57:15 UTC  

How can wasabi be real if our taste buds aren't real

2017-03-12 11:57:55 UTC  

I was about to say "How can sustenance be real if our mouths aren't real" ffs dunecunt you have to stop getting in on MY ideas

2017-03-12 11:58:08 UTC  

Is how my eye sees red the same as how your eye sees red? @dunce

2017-03-12 11:58:17 UTC  

Stop getting in on jaden smith's ideas

2017-03-12 11:58:31 UTC  

I'm colour-blind so probably not

2017-03-12 11:59:11 UTC  

I would make a reference to wittgensteins beetle in the box problem, but you cunts are a bunch of uncultured gorilla men.

2017-03-12 12:00:27 UTC  

ME IRL

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290453988413800448/meirl.png

2017-03-12 12:00:53 UTC  

I am no gorilla, I am an orangutan.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/290454097369497601/bigfootbase-skunkape-myakka.png

2017-03-12 12:01:01 UTC  

I am manbeast

2017-03-12 12:01:10 UTC  

Eater of hot salami

2017-03-12 12:01:10 UTC  

new EMH monster?

2017-03-12 12:01:29 UTC  

I have a massive chode so I can handle a bit of spice

2017-03-12 12:01:57 UTC  

No more new EMH monsters till they tell us what the fuck those long necked things are that's filming. @nrg

2017-03-12 12:02:43 UTC  

Scariest image I've ever seen was rogue after 15 drinks

2017-03-12 12:02:49 UTC  

I still have nightmares

2017-03-12 12:02:58 UTC  

Alcoholic drinks?

2017-03-12 12:03:01 UTC  

I thought that was you after 15 drinks? Fuck...

2017-03-12 12:03:01 UTC  

yes

2017-03-12 12:03:14 UTC  

This is why I don't drink

2017-03-12 12:03:33 UTC  

I'd show you the image but I don't think he'd let me unfortunately

2017-03-12 12:03:41 UTC  

Do it

2017-03-12 12:03:47 UTC  

To this day I still get flashbacks to the nasty prank of the cruel "Is it Rogue or Chaos?" game.

2017-03-12 12:03:58 UTC  

Do it no balls

2017-03-12 12:04:09 UTC  

@Null Can I show them the nightmare?

2017-03-12 12:04:09 UTC  

Only to realize I was bamboozled in the end.

2017-03-12 12:04:19 UTC  

Me 2

2017-03-12 12:05:09 UTC  

In america you have to be 21 to drink? that's fucked

2017-03-12 12:05:27 UTC  

How do you get munted and hang off a balcony at schoolies?

2017-03-12 12:05:38 UTC  

Yeah, it used to be 18. Then they made alcohol illegal.

When it became legal again, the age got bumped up.