Message from @Sexy Zombie Roo
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There's a thing called a bank roo
My father smokes more than a pack a day I think, I don't even know how much that must cost long term
His life.
When I was a three pack a day smoker.... If they were 20$ a pack, that'd be the same as a carton here.
A carton is around 40$ to 60$.
good joke
nrg
He'll be fine he is a medical doctor hopefully he can recognise death when it comes
what I don't get is teenager these days that decide to smoke
I used to have a pack in one pocket, then a pack in the other pocket. Then halfway through the day, I'd walk to the store to get a new one and swap it with whatever pack went empty first.
This was when I would spend all my time at my friends' houses.
you have to be a special kind of retarded
especially here in aus
because most teenagers can't even afford to smoke
But still
almost every second motherfucking cunt that thinks they are the james dean of the 2010s goes "smoking? yea thats cool, I'll do that"
My ex at 16 smoked, so I would partake in the sharing of cigarettes with her. Then after that one thing led to another. >_>
And I mean that in the least erotic way possible.
It's allright roo, you don't count. You can do what you want, you've already given enough to humanity.
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We are grateful for the years you've given us, it would be too much to ask for more
Ima say 2076
But we'll all be dead
I'll be killed in the gay uprising when I fight to my last breath for straight rights
My grandpa made it to the 80s, and I shall, too!
I have a good chance of living within three centuries
since I was born in 99
My grandma was born in 29.
My brother was in 86 or 87.
If someone told me you were the second coming of christ then I would become a christian, the trailer trash lord has come to us
🤔 I'll never stoop as low as Christrianity.
I prefer little girls, not boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MwJOnleriM Sure whatever you say lord
What have the romans ever done for us?
Underfloor heating
oh yeah yeah they did give us that
but apart from the underfloor heating
Great noses.
You're not my king, I didn't vote for you!