if you havent noticed his role is now above yours

lol

is it?

WTF

THERE

fucker lmao

wat

i took a monster poo today

a mcdonalds poo

ooooh

USSR! USSR! USSR!

no

We don't talk about the Union

We don't want him here cause he takes forever to type. @dunce

Also, Central time is the only time that matters.

:3

what the fuck is a central

gmt+1 motherfuckr

Central time is central time.

It's central.

🔫 😡 🔫

It's in the state of being centered.

Time centers around central, cause you know, basic geometry.

Praise central time and its centerness.

Centralness.

but then why isn't there a time zone for some random spot in the sea that is the exact center point on maps?

ocean*, not sea

Because that's not the real center. It's just a pretend center. Does not exist.

It's a myth.

wouldn't the real center be everywhere on the equator

No.

scratch that. using science I have discovered that the true central time zone is in this area here.

The equator is an imaginary line. Imaginary means it doesn't exist. Therefore, the equator is just a line.

the red dot

Holy fuck, that's a huge ass fucking red dot if it shows up on that photo taken tens of thousands of miles up in the air. 😮 !!!!!!

tbh I just put down a dot on the x and y for the image's resolution divided by 2

So your saying that's a photoshopped hoax? Fuck, CGI is getting advanced these days.

No. That's where the aliens and NSA are, diverting you from discovering the true central time zone. The red dot is their space elevator to the international space station.

I FUCKING KNEW THEY WERE KEEPING SECRETS FROM US! THIS IS BIG, YO! LIKE BIG BIG!

i dont think so @Sexy Zombie Roo

Ye ali that red dot lines up quite well with grenwich

it's why we're in the middle of proper maps

@Alibaba 12 shots...this time I have *12* shots

I wonder what time zone the actual center, as in the core of the earth, is in

🤔

Time is a myth

Does not exist.

But Persona 5 didn't catch the memo

Cause it's delayed by another 2 months.

This action will have conseqences.

Indeed

Secks

Someone say something

Lets talk about parallel universes

I would like to give mad props to Geoff Keighley right now for this tweet: https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/799346277766938624

Yeah

Parallel universes? This isn't EverymanHybrid.

Pls

Stfu roo

don't you know that the universe was created last tuesday

* Tuesday before last.

no

your memories and everything was made last tuesday

none of it is real

Fuck.

pretty much what they're for

This might go on for a while

I don't understand women who wear stuff like that during winter

I don't under stand people who wear Pink Floyd shirts.

But guess what, I found two new shirts in my basket.

One is Pink Floyd, the other is Back to the Future.

you should get a dog bone or something, wrap them around the top, pour gasoline over it, light it and throw it into some bushes

What did the foilage do to deserve such treatment?

wel, I once ran into a hornet nest in some bushes

once I realized what it was I ran for the nearby pond or whatever

and then some weird dead white slug got stuck to my knee

so I'm hoping you can burn some hornet nests

Were you going into bushes to rape children

I think I was picking berries or some shit

happened like 7 years ago

maybe more

Id rather have a slug stuck to my knee than get chased by hornets

At least its not on your head

Or your hands

Or your dick

I have an irrational fear of bees, wasps, and hornets

The slug was a torn up corpse

Still better than getting stung by hundreds of hornets

maybe it wasn't even a slug, maybe it was fish gut

Ehhh, thats pretty gross

It looked like yolk

Either way the hornets are the reason it got stuck to me

so fuck em

True

Kaiser still has me blocked lmao

Rip.