Message from @Alibaba

Discord ID: 248890227060375553


2016-11-17 18:33:13 UTC  

i have full power over there

2016-11-17 18:33:18 UTC  

next he'll be sending weapons to AN members

2016-11-17 18:33:19 UTC  

and he has full power here

2016-11-17 18:33:25 UTC  

in order to stage an uprising

2016-11-17 18:33:38 UTC  

if you havent noticed his role is now above yours

2016-11-17 18:33:39 UTC  

lol

2016-11-17 18:33:55 UTC  

is it?

2016-11-17 18:33:58 UTC  

WTF

2016-11-17 18:34:36 UTC  

THERE

2016-11-17 18:34:43 UTC  

fucker lmao

2016-11-17 18:34:59 UTC  

wat

2016-11-17 18:38:24 UTC  

i took a monster poo today

2016-11-17 18:38:29 UTC  

a mcdonalds poo

2016-11-17 18:39:46 UTC  

ooooh

2016-11-17 18:53:34 UTC  

USSR! USSR! USSR!

2016-11-17 18:54:19 UTC  

no

2016-11-17 18:54:28 UTC  

We don't talk about the Union

2016-11-17 19:20:21 UTC  

We don't want him here cause he takes forever to type. @dunce

2016-11-17 19:20:35 UTC  

Also, Central time is the only time that matters.

2016-11-17 19:20:44 UTC  

:3

2016-11-17 19:20:54 UTC  

what the fuck is a central

2016-11-17 19:21:03 UTC  

gmt+1 motherfuckr

2016-11-17 19:21:31 UTC  

Central time is central time.

2016-11-17 19:21:35 UTC  

It's central.

2016-11-17 19:21:38 UTC  

🔫 😡 🔫

2016-11-17 19:21:50 UTC  

It's in the state of being centered.

2016-11-17 19:22:15 UTC  

Time centers around central, cause you know, basic geometry.

2016-11-17 19:22:46 UTC  

Praise central time and its centerness.

2016-11-17 19:22:54 UTC  

Centralness.

2016-11-17 19:23:03 UTC  

but then why isn't there a time zone for some random spot in the sea that is the exact center point on maps?

2016-11-17 19:23:12 UTC  

ocean*, not sea

2016-11-17 19:23:43 UTC  

Because that's not the real center. It's just a pretend center. Does not exist.

2016-11-17 19:23:52 UTC  

It's a myth.

2016-11-17 19:24:47 UTC  

wouldn't the real center be everywhere on the equator

2016-11-17 19:26:48 UTC  

No.

2016-11-17 19:27:17 UTC  

scratch that. using science I have discovered that the true central time zone is in this area here.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/248891833587859464/Untitled.png

2016-11-17 19:27:24 UTC  

The equator is an imaginary line. Imaginary means it doesn't exist. Therefore, the equator is just a line.

2016-11-17 19:27:25 UTC  

the red dot

2016-11-17 19:28:27 UTC  

Holy fuck, that's a huge ass fucking red dot if it shows up on that photo taken tens of thousands of miles up in the air. 😮 !!!!!!

2016-11-17 19:29:43 UTC  

tbh I just put down a dot on the x and y for the image's resolution divided by 2

2016-11-17 19:30:23 UTC  

So your saying that's a photoshopped hoax? Fuck, CGI is getting advanced these days.