your memories and everything was made last tuesday

none of it is real

Fuck.

pretty much what they're for

This might go on for a while

I don't understand women who wear stuff like that during winter

I don't under stand people who wear Pink Floyd shirts.

But guess what, I found two new shirts in my basket.

One is Pink Floyd, the other is Back to the Future.

you should get a dog bone or something, wrap them around the top, pour gasoline over it, light it and throw it into some bushes

What did the foilage do to deserve such treatment?

wel, I once ran into a hornet nest in some bushes

once I realized what it was I ran for the nearby pond or whatever

and then some weird dead white slug got stuck to my knee

so I'm hoping you can burn some hornet nests

Were you going into bushes to rape children

I think I was picking berries or some shit

happened like 7 years ago

maybe more

Id rather have a slug stuck to my knee than get chased by hornets

At least its not on your head

Or your hands

Or your dick

I have an irrational fear of bees, wasps, and hornets

The slug was a torn up corpse

Still better than getting stung by hundreds of hornets

maybe it wasn't even a slug, maybe it was fish gut

Ehhh, thats pretty gross

It looked like yolk

Either way the hornets are the reason it got stuck to me

so fuck em

True

Kaiser still has me blocked lmao

Rip.

.piR

What did you do

What didn't you do?

@ya boi Name of character in avatar?