and he has full power here

in order to stage an uprising

if you havent noticed his role is now above yours

lol

is it?

WTF

THERE

fucker lmao

wat

i took a monster poo today

a mcdonalds poo

ooooh

USSR! USSR! USSR!

no

We don't talk about the Union

We don't want him here cause he takes forever to type. @dunce

Also, Central time is the only time that matters.

:3

what the fuck is a central

gmt+1 motherfuckr

Central time is central time.

It's central.

🔫 😡 🔫

It's in the state of being centered.

Time centers around central, cause you know, basic geometry.

Praise central time and its centerness.

Centralness.

but then why isn't there a time zone for some random spot in the sea that is the exact center point on maps?

ocean*, not sea

Because that's not the real center. It's just a pretend center. Does not exist.

It's a myth.

wouldn't the real center be everywhere on the equator

No.

scratch that. using science I have discovered that the true central time zone is in this area here.

The equator is an imaginary line. Imaginary means it doesn't exist. Therefore, the equator is just a line.

the red dot

Holy fuck, that's a huge ass fucking red dot if it shows up on that photo taken tens of thousands of miles up in the air. 😮 !!!!!!

tbh I just put down a dot on the x and y for the image's resolution divided by 2

So your saying that's a photoshopped hoax? Fuck, CGI is getting advanced these days.

No. That's where the aliens and NSA are, diverting you from discovering the true central time zone. The red dot is their space elevator to the international space station.

I FUCKING KNEW THEY WERE KEEPING SECRETS FROM US! THIS IS BIG, YO! LIKE BIG BIG!