Message from @Alibaba

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2016-11-17 19:23:03 UTC  

but then why isn't there a time zone for some random spot in the sea that is the exact center point on maps?

2016-11-17 19:23:12 UTC  

ocean*, not sea

2016-11-17 19:23:43 UTC  

Because that's not the real center. It's just a pretend center. Does not exist.

2016-11-17 19:23:52 UTC  

It's a myth.

2016-11-17 19:24:47 UTC  

wouldn't the real center be everywhere on the equator

2016-11-17 19:26:48 UTC  

No.

2016-11-17 19:27:17 UTC  

scratch that. using science I have discovered that the true central time zone is in this area here.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/248891833587859464/Untitled.png

2016-11-17 19:27:24 UTC  

The equator is an imaginary line. Imaginary means it doesn't exist. Therefore, the equator is just a line.

2016-11-17 19:27:25 UTC  

the red dot

2016-11-17 19:28:27 UTC  

Holy fuck, that's a huge ass fucking red dot if it shows up on that photo taken tens of thousands of miles up in the air. 😮 !!!!!!

2016-11-17 19:29:43 UTC  

tbh I just put down a dot on the x and y for the image's resolution divided by 2

2016-11-17 19:30:23 UTC  

So your saying that's a photoshopped hoax? Fuck, CGI is getting advanced these days.

2016-11-17 19:31:53 UTC  

No. That's where the aliens and NSA are, diverting you from discovering the true central time zone. The red dot is their space elevator to the international space station.

2016-11-17 19:32:41 UTC  

I FUCKING KNEW THEY WERE KEEPING SECRETS FROM US! THIS IS BIG, YO! LIKE BIG BIG!

2016-11-17 19:41:12 UTC  

i dont think so @Sexy Zombie Roo

2016-11-17 19:42:09 UTC  

Ye ali that red dot lines up quite well with grenwich

2016-11-17 19:42:14 UTC  

it's why we're in the middle of proper maps

2016-11-17 19:51:25 UTC  

@Alibaba 12 shots...this time I have *12* shots

2016-11-17 19:52:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/248898182673727488/SkullFaceJustRight.jpg

2016-11-17 19:52:52 UTC  

I wonder what time zone the actual center, as in the core of the earth, is in

2016-11-17 19:53:19 UTC  

🤔

2016-11-17 19:56:33 UTC  

Time is a myth

2016-11-17 19:56:37 UTC  

Does not exist.

2016-11-17 19:56:49 UTC  

But Persona 5 didn't catch the memo

2016-11-17 19:56:57 UTC  

Cause it's delayed by another 2 months.

2016-11-17 20:08:17 UTC  

This action will have conseqences.

2016-11-17 20:09:14 UTC  

Indeed

2016-11-17 20:37:39 UTC  

Secks

2016-11-17 20:59:21 UTC  

Someone say something

2016-11-17 20:59:36 UTC  

Lets talk about parallel universes

2016-11-17 21:09:24 UTC  

I would like to give mad props to Geoff Keighley right now for this tweet: https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/799346277766938624

2016-11-17 21:11:30 UTC  

Yeah

2016-11-17 21:34:23 UTC  

Parallel universes? This isn't EverymanHybrid.

2016-11-17 21:37:00 UTC  

Pls

2016-11-17 21:37:34 UTC  

Stfu roo

2016-11-17 21:37:35 UTC  

don't you know that the universe was created last tuesday

2016-11-17 21:37:48 UTC  

* Tuesday before last.

2016-11-17 21:38:04 UTC  

no

2016-11-17 21:38:29 UTC  

your memories and everything was made last tuesday

2016-11-17 21:38:33 UTC  

none of it is real

2016-11-17 21:38:37 UTC  

Fuck.