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tfw you look at the membership list and realize you've just been a member of the nigkikes army all along
@Lauritzvongh if I haven't told you already
your history podcast
knocked my socks off
and I downloaded it and made a folder for it
and other ones you do
so I can go back and listen to them again
because they are evergreen and fantastic
and I will review them whenever the topics come back up
thanks so much for that top tier stuff, I really appreciate it
worst cold of my life
fuck dis
and I know it's much harder to do a podcast like that than something like bongo
hey thanks Convo, I appreciate that
we study hard for you ๐
two word: Wool Socks
it cures anything save GRIDS
little known fact
One major factor in the ability of a woman to orgasm is foot temperature
I read a study on NCBI where women who were generally unable to orgasm became able to when their feet were warmed
and vice versa
thats bullshit but i believe it
Trust, but verify.
apparently it has to do with regulating when humans become pregnant, since winterbabies die or are born malformed due to lack of food
and one of the biggest places you detect external temperature is your feet
which is why heating or cooling them changes your perception of outside temperature
and hwy leaving one foot out from under teh covers prevents you from overheating
despite your feet having a comparitively small amount of blood
due to the presence of capillaries on the soles
but that was just in the discussion
it wasnt proven
I mean, it makes sense when you put it like that.
what the fuck are you doing
unff
thiccer
How to be a sex god...
>gather chi energy
>Direct said energy into hands
>Feel them warm up
>Give wife foot massage
>direct chi energy into her feet
chong pls go
>procede to fuck her brains out as she has a million chi energy induced orgasms
I can kungfuk ur brains out
:^)
yoga merchant pls go
Yoga is bullshite,
But some meditations aren't bullshite
meditation does nothing for you that just being a thoughtful person won't
Hey, do you have that dank webbum of that person dressed in a monster costume at a yoga session screaming
yes
That's the average yoga practicitioner
I do meditation to relax before bed, that's about it.
Just zone out and relax after a long ass day
cant find it
oh well
i have it tho
im at library
dont wanna look through my 4ch folder too hard
wise idea
Yoga hippies think they can into the astral plane by shoving a cucumber up their arse and sitting in awkward positions and stretching so much they release phychic farts that make them WOKE
>tfw my aunt invited me to her yoga retreat in peru
t-thanks
>peru
Why tho
she has 0 dollars
and lives like a bum in random places
and one place is peru
and she teaches yoga
no kids
60 years old
never married
Sounds about right for a yoga teacher
a-at least she's white, r-right guys
>Living in peru
no she isn't
i dont get it
it doesnt even rhyme
It's my attempt at Hoest Wessel Lied
cept for the guy who killed eichenwald with a meme
that's why I'm asking for someonw who can write for shit
are you saying libertarians are gay
die antwoord did it better
much
Feniasfarsa, are you good at musical stuff? I had some ideas for parody songs but can barely clap my hands in time
@badtanman i didnt know mount ninji came out
time to give it a listen
its gunna be shit
pretty much
ever listen to constructus?
dont think so
it was their band from like 20 years ago
it was basically a rock opera album
called constructus corporation
it was about reptilians
ohh i probably have then
it was fucking reat
great
i dont remember the majority of their old names
max normal
max normal tv
constructus corporation
that's it
i think there was at least one other
oh also Watkin Tudor Jones
which was his best shit
Memoirs of a Clone was fantastic
god I wanna fuck Yolandi Vi$$er
literally the only loyal celebrity female in all of history
and she's loyal to a retard
how do you know shes loyal?
jesus
yolandi is so fucking cute
in the new song shes talking about how she loves you
and wants to hold your hand
just kill me man
@badtanman she has 100% of the talent and isnt doing a solo career
Ninja has been hilariously fucking awful since Ten$ion
did you lsiten to Donker Mag
yeah
it was so fucking horrible
only redeeming thing was Yolandi being cute
im p sure ninja does all the production
no
its aphex twin
"DJ HI TEK" is aphex twin
mmm i dont think so
"God" is aphex twin
from the last couple albums
"made by god"
I know that Diplo was DJ HiTek for $0$
if you arent a rabid fan
you don't know that DJ HiTek is a different random fat guy in every band interview
they just get a fat guy and say "this is DJ Hi Tek say hello to him"
it's so weird
apparently its some guy named justin de nobrega
not really
they call him gay and stuff all the time
like DJ HiTek said "faggot" on his song
and Ninja said "its ok hes gay"
he just makes things up about him because he's just a name
god i wanna fuck yolandi
im p sure its not aphex tho, i know theyve done stuff together in the past but the production sounds nothing like his
how come every hoax is a nigger
NO MORE SPICO DE DRUNKO
@badtanman I'm pretty sure Aphex is "God"
he did a remix of Fok Julie Nayers and it sounded like Aphex to me
it's pretty good
convo stop talking about stupid silly shit
so much news on a sunday
thats literally all I talk about
im talking about my South African 35 year old waifu
who has kids
thats fucking gross
i love her
thats nice
is she white?
whiter than you
I bet lol
fucking cant believe you would post that thot
its true love
dont judge me
anyways we have a lot of shit going on
and its all hilarious
towns are cancelling cinco de mayo because ICE
that's so fucking good
that makes them mad
100 billion dollar debt removal thx 2 trump
hopefully they start having marches and protests
dude
that's not all
COUNTRIES WONT TAKE THEIR CITIZENS BACK
@Convo yeah im not hearing any obv aphex in the god remixes etc but its possible. id like to think i have a good ear for aphex production but who knows
which means that these countries lose their import/exports
and lost any kind of funding from the US
@badtanman drums played at 5x speed without doing high hat spam is usually what I associate with aphex
lol, thats just typical "jungle" 90s style electronic
countries that wont take back illegals that commit crimes...we just execute them at the border and dump their bodies
its like leaving the trash at the curb
and they will have to clean it up
@badtanman the world's best aesthetic is south african secret police wearing nice clothes and thick rimmed glasses equipped with SCARs and rapid deploying out of white vans while Die Antwoord plays
ever seen that webm?
nope
Where the guys leap out of a car, shoot up another car, and it explodes and two guys fall out
and then a helicopter sweeps by
oh man i wonder if i have it
is this district 9 shit?
no i dont
no its real
it was a south african antiterrorism operation
obviously bushmen
@badtanman thats a gold hat, cool cat
ugly boy is best song
Trump: I wish this slope would
>dip me in ya monday milk
dip me in ya monday milk @northern_confederate
lolo
@Gray >irrelevant manlet will shoot a metal thing onto the ocean if you do something
>this is news somehow
:3
@badtanman you aren't joining the yolandi circlejerk
are you gay
is it a circle if its just you
I have four penises
I hate yolandi
sure seems like it
the way you're talking
look at the big balls on brad
who member the time sammy cried
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489386090685.webm
I am going to MARRY yolandi
I hear she is a big fan of killing black africans
you should ask her to participate in personal apartheid with you and then you slaughter her parents because they raised a fucking shitcunt
is she?
yeah I guess she is
i dont know why I think shes so cute
99.9999% of thots make me mad
look at this commercial
>only whites
>only twins
>no black twins ever
@badtanman listen to peanutbutter and jelly on the new album
he's bragging about his adidas tracksuit for the entire hting
for some reason
he's not even polish
Old commercials were all white ppl
๐ต๐ฑ ๐พ ๐ด ๐ฑ ๐ ฐ ๐ณ ๐ฉ ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฑ
oooooooh boy
its getting ready goys!
?
are you making a song
@Gray we were memeing that Cinco de mayo would be illegal this time last year when Trump was pres.
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