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2017-04-21 01:46:57 UTC

Life sucks and isnt fair but I cant be a bitch everyday and have to keep going

2017-04-21 01:47:08 UTC

<:zuckheil:283797212570451968>

2017-04-21 01:47:08 UTC

but some times you drink a bit too much and you get hit in the feels by a train

2017-04-21 01:47:27 UTC

J

2017-04-21 01:47:28 UTC

I

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M

2017-04-21 01:47:32 UTC

pact

2017-04-21 01:47:34 UTC

E

2017-04-21 01:47:35 UTC

D

2017-04-21 01:47:39 UTC

jej

2017-04-21 01:47:41 UTC

I remember reading a good story about women's underwear on 4chan.

2017-04-21 01:47:46 UTC

I don't know if it was true.

2017-04-21 01:47:50 UTC

it probably was

2017-04-21 01:47:55 UTC

4chan is extremely trustworthy

2017-04-21 01:47:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/304795371404656642/JIMPACTED.JPG

2017-04-21 01:48:08 UTC

*opens discord* wtf *closes discord*

2017-04-21 01:48:18 UTC

Apparently with women's swim suits they put a liner in them so all the nastiness coming out of them doesn't touch the product, right?

2017-04-21 01:48:21 UTC

is this about discharge

2017-04-21 01:48:23 UTC

yep

2017-04-21 01:48:25 UTC

its about discharge

2017-04-21 01:48:32 UTC

just when you're trying them on

2017-04-21 01:48:52 UTC

So this guy says what he'd do is spy a hot chick in a store and follow her around until she goes to the changing room.

2017-04-21 01:48:55 UTC

but why would you not wear underwear while trying on these things

2017-04-21 01:49:16 UTC

badtanman did not stop stealing women's underwear to sniff after reading that post, however

2017-04-21 01:49:18 UTC

And after she left the stuff she didn't want to be re-shelved he'd swipe the liners.

2017-04-21 01:49:33 UTC

So he could sniff them and beat off.

2017-04-21 01:49:36 UTC

...

2017-04-21 01:49:43 UTC

gross

2017-04-21 01:49:43 UTC

gross

2017-04-21 01:49:47 UTC

eee

2017-04-21 01:49:58 UTC

So we should put him on a wall and shoot him.

2017-04-21 01:50:00 UTC

Hooray Jim from Fatherland!

2017-04-21 01:50:03 UTC

Is what your saying.

2017-04-21 01:50:21 UTC

no that would be illegal, just saying if he were pranked i wouldn't be able to identify who did it

2017-04-21 01:50:23 UTC

I would have never thought to do that I don't think we can afford to lose such a mind.

2017-04-21 01:50:24 UTC

HIS NAME WAS JAMES PATRICK

2017-04-21 01:50:44 UTC

Hm

2017-04-21 01:50:48 UTC

MAkes me think

2017-04-21 01:51:05 UTC

What about Jim?

2017-04-21 01:52:50 UTC
2017-04-21 01:53:06 UTC

Uh oh, is this him being unable to banter?

2017-04-21 01:53:40 UTC

Oh, right.

2017-04-21 01:53:54 UTC

Jim is like the anti-dingo, cannot into bantz

2017-04-21 01:54:15 UTC

if he set foot on your godforsaken island he'd either combust or australia would implode into a black hole

2017-04-21 01:55:05 UTC

If Jim was my dad I bet I would have hanged myself one night after he obliterated my self-esteem and will to live with an idle comment and didn't even realize it.

2017-04-21 01:55:48 UTC

i'm usually tying a noose by hour 3 of the fatherland tbh

2017-04-21 01:58:43 UTC

Mad AF on twitter and discord.com

2017-04-21 01:58:52 UTC

why fam

2017-04-21 01:59:09 UTC

I can't even get back in que for svens show...feels bad

2017-04-21 01:59:23 UTC

All call-in, is it?

2017-04-21 01:59:28 UTC

Yes

2017-04-21 02:00:07 UTC

I was so excited I waited 40 mins then the call dropped. It's not his fault I was just looking forward to it. Ah well next time

2017-04-21 02:00:26 UTC

RIP stream

2017-04-21 02:00:30 UTC

damn

2017-04-21 02:00:32 UTC

Sven didn't take enough calls

2017-04-21 02:00:47 UTC

rigged stream

2017-04-21 02:00:54 UTC

The

2017-04-21 02:00:57 UTC

Jews

2017-04-21 02:00:59 UTC

Did

2017-04-21 02:01:01 UTC

This

2017-04-21 02:01:10 UTC

What should I have for lunch?

AND HE ENDS THE FUCKING SHOW

2017-04-21 02:01:38 UTC

Whatcha got, @Lester Cordell

2017-04-21 02:01:57 UTC

Fuck all, going to the shops in a minute.

2017-04-21 02:02:05 UTC

HIS NAME WAS JAMES PATRICK

2017-04-21 02:02:36 UTC

I've got to stop buying fast food, though. I think I blew the better part of a hundred dollars on it last week.

2017-04-21 02:03:16 UTC

>buying fast food

2017-04-21 02:03:19 UTC

wew

2017-04-21 02:03:22 UTC

a hundred dollars?

2017-04-21 02:03:27 UTC

how many times a day

2017-04-21 02:03:31 UTC

>$100 on fast food in a week

2017-04-21 02:03:45 UTC

dollary-doos don't buy much fried meat eh

2017-04-21 02:04:02 UTC

In Dingo Dollars you're probably looking at at least $13 for a fast food meal. $15-20 is easy to do.

2017-04-21 02:04:08 UTC

182 unread emails

2017-04-21 02:04:10 UTC

jesus

2017-04-21 02:04:20 UTC

>not ordering off the broke cunt menu

2017-04-21 02:04:32 UTC

I ate it four times.

2017-04-21 02:04:44 UTC

yeah i understand that, but youre spending that at mcdonalds tier fast food or what?

2017-04-21 02:04:46 UTC

Glenda Sims Of course they would take credit, whether it's true or not. They want every Western country to elect Rightwing governments; that would be a major win for their recruitment efforts.

2017-04-21 02:04:49 UTC

liberals are so stupid

2017-04-21 02:04:59 UTC

OMG THE TERRORISTS WANT THE RIGHT WING TO WIN

2017-04-21 02:05:16 UTC

Between $19-20 at McDonalds.

2017-04-21 02:05:19 UTC

wtf

2017-04-21 02:05:27 UTC

what the hell are your ordering

2017-04-21 02:05:32 UTC

you

2017-04-21 02:05:52 UTC

2 mcdoubles and a coke is < $5
the hoveround is slightly more tho

2017-04-21 02:06:01 UTC

I think that was...

2017-04-21 02:06:21 UTC

Large cheeseburger meal with added bacon. 20 mcbites. Hot apple pie.

2017-04-21 02:06:26 UTC

mcdouble penetration fam

2017-04-21 02:06:31 UTC

meals in cali are around $10 at mcdonalds

2017-04-21 02:06:52 UTC

wait

2017-04-21 02:07:25 UTC

nanners if you go to mcdonalds i'll drag you out with a cane vaudeville style

2017-04-21 02:07:31 UTC

lol

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