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what is oddball news <:KekFull:802560939500503041>

dumbass news

I dont know

oooh i know a dumbass one

As long as im first i dont really care

example - gorilla glue girl

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/aunt-jemima-1.5908349

^^^ would this classified as dumbass? yes in my book

Thats dumbass allright

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1359830981285453825

i still can't get over the fact that they cancel aunt jemima <:KekFull:802560939500503041>

Lmao

they had to take off her ponytail and mix in industrial solvents with skin care products to get her hair back

Tessica brown
-the lady that put friggn gorilla glue in her hair thinking it was hair spray

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And then they should gorilla glue her pony tail back on

it's not like the name "gorilla glue" means anything

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can't ..it's already got the glue in it

<:KEK:795742276549607456> her family should purchase a new wig for her

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Gorilla glue company should buy her real hair conditioner

new channell?

no. revived ones

ohhhhh

i was wondering

And on the back of their spray glue bottles the notice should be "WARNING: dont be like tessica brown! DONT put this in your hair!"

Do you think she purposefully do it to herself for the attention?

1st

You are a little late on that sir

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https://theconversation.com/how-an-ancient-egyptian-god-spurred-the-rise-of-trump-72598

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wtf is this dumbass news

no, it's oddball news Bobo :)

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speaking of misappropriated mythology isnt that exactly what "awomen" is? 🤔

https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/10/10/florida-man-wore-female-underwear-tried-baby-clothes-during-break-in-deputies-say/

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending/florida-man-accused-using-kool-aid-packet-steal-nearly-1k-walmart-merchandise/JN5HGXECXBCZBDAMDUGLJQQWQA/

i thought oddball was a tank commander..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcGMbbiIl6w

Its possible

let me guess, florida?

Whoa, we got a whole chat dedicated to news about me? Kinda sketch, chief, can't lie.

she still getting 20K from Go fund me for the surgery that she got for FREE
FRAUD

https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-jill-biden-decorates-migrant-cages-with-valentines-day-message-hearts

https://youtu.be/SZ8j3uZdD9A

https://youtube.com/shorts/FI5jDFG91oI

Damn she woulda been pretty helpful at the superbowl

i caught this news a while ago, but gotta repost it lmao -- https://www.advocate.com/world/2020/12/02/anti-lgbtq-politician-caught-all-male-orgy-resigns-post

Ill say it again, people who have a hate boner for gay things tend to be in a self hate denial

Think about it if I am wrong, why are these kinds of stories so common?

Laaaame

Time for the killing stroke https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/02/14/tech/crying-laughing-emoji-gen-z/index.html

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😂

You think that’s cringe?
https://www.inputmag.com/gaming/its-time-to-submit-to-the-uwu-girls-of-discord/amp

"let's secure the bag"

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Well, I won't stop using it. Even my keyboard knows it's my favorite! All u need to do is type 'h' and 😂 pops up (usually). My second most used is 👍.

A generation of babies.

The worst part of the article: is "For Gen Z, it's like the same thing as having an Android,"

https://www.themarysue.com/shrek-the-unacknowledged-hero-of-queer-youth-20-years-later/

I think this fits as `dumbass news`
https://washingtontimes.com/news/2021/feb/15/woke-teachers-want-shakespeare-cut-curriculum-abou/

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-flamer-heresy-purge-warhammer40k-lightning-claws-gif-16488791

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-rescues-texans-with-giant-flamethrower-mech

Yes, the hero we need now

Another idiot

being taught to read is one thing, being taught to comprehend is another

sure theres warning labels on the can of glue..but no warning labels worth a dam on tictok

like people eating tide pods

Well she saw that it was an easy way to take money

Just like the OG girl

Both dumb, both will make thousands

but millions of 'ur a fucking idiot' comments

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-meth-fights-cops-masturbating-police-article-1.1557876?outputType=amp

https://puu.sh/HhI7b/286241c228.png

This still gets me 😂

lol

@Frail Limb Nursery Your name isn't brutal enough. Try _Slide Down a Hill of Razor Blades and Land in a Bucket of Rubbing Alcohol_ 😛

There's always _Shoot the Glass_ 😉 Note: No one under the age of 35 will get that.

I have an idea of what that means.

Shoot the glass so it's easier to jump through, right?

Lol it has nothing to do with being brutal, its an In Flames song I really like

But ill change it

Rip its too long

So now we are posting screenshots of our own YT comments...

Just imagine how many cops it would have taken if he was using BOTH hands to fight them!!

https://squeekly.com/humming/weird-news/fake-snake-toilet/

I never thought of that....

if it was nyc, the cops would have to wait til he's done jerking off...public masturbation is still legal there

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/man-hands-himself-in-as-hed-rather-be-in-jail-than-spend-any-longer-with-people-at-home-during-lockdown-12221682

uhhh i was talking to a friend about republican kink and here's some naughty thing i found -- https://www.vogue.com/article/breathless-karley-sciortino-sex-with-republicans

she needs threarpy

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