Message from @solarmeatloaf
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example - gorilla glue girl
^^^ would this classified as dumbass? yes in my book
Thats dumbass allright
i still can't get over the fact that they cancel aunt jemima <:KekFull:802560939500503041>
Lmao
they had to take off her ponytail and mix in industrial solvents with skin care products to get her hair back
Tessica brown
-the lady that put friggn gorilla glue in her hair thinking it was hair spray
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And then they should gorilla glue her pony tail back on
it's not like the name "gorilla glue" means anything
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can't ..it's already got the glue in it
<:KEK:795742276549607456> her family should purchase a new wig for her
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Gorilla glue company should buy her real hair conditioner
new channell?
no. revived ones
ohhhhh
And on the back of their spray glue bottles the notice should be "WARNING: dont be like tessica brown! DONT put this in your hair!"
Do you think she purposefully do it to herself for the attention?
1st
You are a little late on that sir
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wtf is this dumbass news
no, it's oddball news Bobo :)
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ah yes, the god of <:KEK:795742276549607456>
speaking of misappropriated mythology isnt that exactly what "awomen" is? 🤔
i thought oddball was a tank commander..
Its possible
let me guess, florida?
Whoa, we got a whole chat dedicated to news about me? Kinda sketch, chief, can't lie.