we need to figure that out first, so we can make memes implying that that person won, so the universe will phase the meme into the suiting timeline

In the real timeline, Ron Paul won in 2012.

That sounds crazy enough that it might just potato ...

you saying the universe has interdimensional meme parser ?

perhaps
doesnt hurt to try

It's the Global Consciousness Project from Princeton.

They are working on aligning all normie brains to create the perfect meme.

i also believe ron paul won in 2012

Once they have achieved peak syncronicity, the perfect meme will be revealed to us.

thats when the split happened, him not winning

It is all a matter of the application of Neotic Science.

All we have to do is synchronize the noosphere.

Once the Institution of Noetic Science has achieved synchronicity through the Global Consciousness Project, we are ready to merge the timelines.

Here, let me show you ....

https://noetic.org/

http://noosphere.princeton.edu/

@NativeInterface we had a chance to fix our timeline in 16 then, cause Rand was a GOP primary candidate.

http://noosphere.princeton.edu/images/images2/williams.global.harmony.1998-2012.gif

_the Human Instrumentality Project_

and Rand is great..he has all his father's good parts..without the whole "We deserved 9-11" thing.

i dont think rand would have enough quantum energy to phase the timelines back, he's not an exact copy of his father

http://noosphere.princeton.edu/events/trump.inaug.html

http://noosphere.princeton.edu/events/images/trump.inaug.gif

Eventually, through meme magic and memetic warfare, the noosphere will give us the meme that will merge the timelines back together.

29 eggs, is that stat accurate?

it seems a bit low

29 Eggs, the sequel to 16 Candles.

eggtistics should be accurate

I don't know.

Check out the current state of global consciousness.

http://gcpdot.com/gcpchart.php

Global consciousness was a little low earlier today.

Maybe too many people being hung over.

I've been trying hard to raise it through memes on Facebook, but I don't think enough people saw them.

fun fact i have never once punched a woman in the face while in direct sunlight

I believe you.

#BelieveAllNormies

anyone here have the gear to transmit memes into space towards black holes?

I do.

But somebody kicked my iPhone.

Sorry.

maybe internet satellites bleed some traffic into outer space anyway?

Maybe, but that's all trap porn.

It's what we beam into space to let aliens know to leave us alone.

that explains the fermi paradox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soXkFMO4ixI

This documentary explains it in greater detail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Fig_LoBy4

@Timcast You might want to censor the top-right corner of your recent Kanye video right around time frames 4:13-5:01, 7:23-7:33, 8:42-9:11, 10:51, 11:54-12:11, 12:32-12:40, 12:53-13:17. I don't want YouTube to screw you over for sex robot thumbnails on "Trending News" of your source.

good catch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs

Someone make sure he gets that

I think he pays attention to @s

I'd hate to see him get a strike

What's the political spectrum test that Tim uses?

I think this is the one

https://www.politicalcompass.org/

I could be wrong, but I'm fairly sure

thats the most popular one i think. I'd like to see tims results

I think he already stated that he took it with a friend

someone posted some charts from political compass yesterday that make me doubt its utility.

Tim was Libertarian left, if I recall

Ok. So apparently Cory Gardner's wife got an email with a beheading video attached to it.

Center left libertarian.

The last test I did gave me a big commie rating but I dunno, I tend to actually want to spend time with traditionalists and paleocons over DSA bluehairs

Damn. These illiberals are so insane!

C'mon, really? Did he produce the graphic?

I'm so over death threats already

The Boy Who Cried Death Threat

Like, the more they're thrown around the more dull the edge

My compass is based. I’m centrist where it really matters.

Has anyone ever actually followed through on a death threat?

You'd think so, but having gone through the Satanic Panic, just for this shit to still work so effectively ...

I don't know, people just don't learn.

We have the collective memory of gold fish.

And what about Roy Moore?

That shit had just been pulled.

Then there was Anita Hill.

Nope ... crying wolf never gets old.

@Risotto yeah, there was a nutjob last year i think who shot up a newspaper office after threatening the staff

Sorry, normies are too retarded.

Ah okay

I think it was a right wing paper in Baltimore.

That had been going on for seven years.

Normie is a faulty name.

and there have been threats on twitter that have resulted in killings. like that fired reporter who shot another reporter and filmed it. he was posting videos on twitter while the police were hunting him.

He lost a defamation suite against the paper.

I think they kept smearing him.

NPC is a better word than normie I think

I keep forgetting who is being referred to when we say Normie.

THere was some ex classmate who started sobbing to a judge.

Funnily enough, NPC is a lot more descriptive.

and 4chan has a pretty significant body count

So they slapped him with a protection order.

```NPC is a better word than normie I think
``` Oh wow

Then, the paper gleefully jumped on it.

I typed what I typed, not having seen this.

I'm not sure I'm on board with NPC.

Well it's a flat out insult.

That's the issue.

NPCs usually don't roundhouse kick you when you ask them for a quest.

Normie is too. But it can sound like it isn't.

@Undead Mockingbird enemy npcs do

I guess.

Skyrim guards try

You also can't talk NPCs into not attacking you

That NPC was KOS.

He's a random encounter

...

I used to play Skyrim. But then, I took an arrow to the knee.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

Stop speaking. KOS is the term.

"Kill on sight" have you people never heard this? >:U

You scrubbing bubbles.

I prefer KYS.

filming the guy was the quest, him attacking is what makes the quest a little difficult

Camera girl pulled aggro.

It's been a while, I used that playing flashlight tag as a kid

It's good she had a body armor with +3 def against soy boys.

A random encounte rin Shin Megami Tensei where you think you can win by talking to the demon but it doesn't work

+3 means its magical.

You mean 3 AC.

I was drinking from my mug why u do dis @Undead Mockingbird

DR/10 logic

@4zehorde She would not have survived the encounter with Cuck Norris.

Cuck Norris lol

That's the first time I've heard him called that

Cuck Norris is so accurate

Anyone dub anime on that video yet?

I think he is going to be part of the next release of Soy Fighter.

I hate this guy particularly because I've known people like that.

Been friends with people like that

Soytal Kombat

if its D20 based it could be +3 vs specific attacks i.e. ranged or soyboy

Who just, thought it would be cute to MASSIVELY endanger someone.

"Watch me, watch this. Look."

Super Soy Non-binary Siblings

"FINISH XIR!"

And then a fucking catastrophe.

much cheaper than a generic +3 item

And he thought it was going to go SO WELL.

Like camera girl was gonna be SO ON BOARD FOR IT

"I MEANT TO KICK YOUR PHONE." He thought it was gonna be such a cute little moment

I only meant to kick the phone.

"Hahaha silly man! He got me good!"

Fucking faggot.

He's going to just get probation like Professor Bike Lock.

couldnt find a soy faggot pic

This dude be like pranks gone sexual YouTube scumbags

What's to find.

Faggots with non prescription glasses, and shitty beards.

The only thing missing is a plaid shirt.

lol

I'm so glad I'm seeing less plaid shirts all of a sudden.

Fuck your plaid shirts.

I see where this is going

id say a beard too but we know he cant grow one

thanks

I said shitty beard.

I think most beards look rather awful.

i meant a real one 😛

I think people who grow them bushy are just looking for attention.

You need a proper trimmer.

Neanderthal looking assholes, all.

SHAVE THAT SHIT OFF.

But don't go overboard like kaepernickel

Are you in cold climate? No? Fucking shave your awful beard.

no

I got one for you https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfwE_ODI1YTbdjkzuSi1Nag/featured

oi m8 got a loicence for that beard?

I'm glad people grow them.

Sot off, you bloody wankstain

It's a great tellsign for someone with terrible taste.

"Ah. Can't have a riveting conversation with that one."

Same as when a girl dyes her hair now.

I like having a beard.

Dyed hair used to not be this.

It's a real shame.

for some reason, all the chemists i meet have beards

i think it's protection

if they get singed, they grow back

It can't be protection.

It's a place for germs to get lodged at best.

i hate germs

damn nazis

A beard is something that can catch fire.

Your chin is better protected without it.

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Imagine going around with tiny strips of paper under your face.

Is that protection?

Look what you made Mee6 do.

Beards are great.

I won't get rid of my beard.

Hipsters love beards.

And so does Steve Shives.

And Matt Walsh.

Sometimes you just need a little beard in your life

I just trim it so it's not annoying when eating.

I am unable to grow a beard.

Just looks horrible when I try.

I just gave up trying to shave mine, only do for important occasions

I get these two long strands, like in vikings

oh, wait. that's a different movie

whats going on with this CNN reporter?

https://twitter.com/pxlitic/status/1049082677800853504

how did this start?

Who knows, did you get the @ ?

That bigot

someone should tweet CNN to ask if they accept that sort of bigotry and hatred

is this loss?

Looks like someone got hacked. but thats a slim chance. Maybe she got really mad

Wait, a CNN reporter?

It's 13D chess

Hope she gets fired. Either the left follows their own standards or they shouldn’t have those standards at all.

do not fall for it

It's 64D checkers

Standards are for white man, silly wabbit.

So I guess we all agree now, that people do not change for the better over time.

agree

Sarah Jeong

And it's okay to treat everyone like the same person forever.

@CreativeRealms If the left didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any at all.

Yup

I'm a new bird every time i die.

James Gunn's firing makes me fucking sick.

It made me hate Owen Benjamin.

oh wait

The cuntfaggot that he is.

what?

TLDR pls

No.

I love Owen.

yes

do you want me to google this myself?

who do you think i am?

Owen Benjamin went nuclear as usual.

As usual? Thought he's pretty chill.

Bamboozled again.

"James Gunn deserved to be fired and if you agree with pedophiles ... helicopter rides"

He's a fucking **dumbass.**

i think he's funny when he's on LWC, never seen anything of his outside of there

That's too bad.

He's yet another parent.

I’m pretty sure Gunn went to child themed parties. Apparently there were pictures.