--How do you color the text.

:)

TELL ME YOU PEESA GAWBAGE

\```<programming language name>
code here
```

e.g.: \```js
console.log('Hello, World!');
```

snatousnaoetia-eosu

WORK KEYBOARD

there we go, fixed it

I don't know how many languages Discord supports, but Markdown supports most major programming languages

beat it

beat it until it works

`just like you do with the blacks`

That's wot she sed

'Member "Pokemon Go to the polls"?

Ugh..

God. Dammit.

```lisp
(defun add (x y) + x y)
```

someone posted a really great one

that was the good kind of cringe tho, like the Office or Peep Show

where like every 3rd word was the name of a pokemon game

nope, I can't remember Common Lisp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA

pokemon go fuck yourself

I love this actress.

She's probably a cool aunt who gives those really crushing hugs.

Oh god I remember that campaign

Going after the young

DO IT FOR HARAMBE.

Remember Harambe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIARMMtUdZQ

this is still my jam

Back when I was still playing TF2, and the harambe meme was showing up

I would just votekick anyone with Harambe in their name

Good lord, you were playing TF2 that recently?

"Guys he's cheating."

Oh dude.

There's this mode in TF2

It has grappling hooks

And powerups

It's the HYPEST SHIT IN THE WORLD

I had to stop playing it because it was consuming my time.

Some of the cosmetic choices are lit

On a side note

Have any of you played Animal Crossing

And caught both the Scorpion and Tarantula at night

I've never even owned the game

i have played it and have caught both, i do not remember the time of day when i caught either

It's at night when they appear.

Rare spawns, and the only ones that can "kill" you

They attack, you faint and reappear infront of your house

They only attack if you have your net out

And it's so goddamn nerve wracking.

ah. well if they only appear at night i must have caught them at night lmao

So then how do you catch them? Extremely carefully?

Or pure luck?

really, REALLY good timing

they run fast as fuck ~~boiii~~

Ah, so a bit of both then

You gotta know the net distance perfectly.

And come at them not too fast.

But not too slow, because they will alert to you and just leap at you.

I could the tarantula in mid-jump.

The scorpion didn't see me comin'

😎

I've never trained that much playing a game

I usually just play a game to play a game

I'm just good at explaining it.

I haven't spent that long doing this.

Ah

You want a game I can go into with HORRIFYING detail

You talk to me about Mega Man X.

On the subject of "training" to play a game, though, probably the closest I've gotten to that is the Knights of the Old Republic series

The shit i could tell you.

I re-play those at least once every two years

Most people don't know that enemies have sweet spots in that game.

This guy.

Hit him in the HEAD with shotgun ice, you kill him immediately.

Shoot him in the body, it takes two hits.

I still run into experts who didn't know this.

💪

I mean, the last time I played Knights of the Old Republic, I found a side quest that I'd never done before

I've played through that game at least 30 times

you wanna talk about hours dumped into practicing a game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXbgBvbtAgo
People practice this for fucking ever and still have shit to learn and master

it's great, and it's also insane

I can't tell what game that is from the thumbnail

Q3 CPMA

Ah

I don't know why MMOs don't have adaptive algorithms that change the way the game plays over time automatically

example?

For example, if a game has weather affect players, randomized weather

I've seen that as scripted events in single-player games, but never in an MMO

and *never* as an adaptive algorithm

always scripted

Spelunky is a game you need to practice lots to beat

it also happens to be the best video game ever

A game you need to practice lots to beat is Battletoads

I think due to the nature of MMOs people generally want it more controlled dev-end, unless it's mostly/entirely player driven

but yeah, CPMA, Xonotic, etc are the sorts of games where you will lose to a guy 40 to -3