I don't know, but my other self in the parallel timeline can't possibly be as clueless as I am.

9/11 was part of the normal timeline imo

i think the split was in 2012
maybe the mayans knew it was gonna happen

9/11 was this timeline's inside joke

hue hue

Mayans definitely knew, but they didn't have the right memes to communicate with us.

One would think pictograms would be ideal

That's why the EU banned memes: They want to prevent the timelines from merging again.

we need to invent quantum memes that can jump timelines

to communicate with the different one

Vox is so lucky it didn't have a Gawker level faux pas

No one misses Gawker.

4chan is working on it.

Vox should've died too. It merely didn't.

But they captured one of our top scientists, Dr. Dankula.

wait, who won the presidency in the real timeline?

Kanye West.

Jill Stein

hue hue

we need to figure that out first, so we can make memes implying that that person won, so the universe will phase the meme into the suiting timeline

In the real timeline, Ron Paul won in 2012.

That sounds crazy enough that it might just potato ...

you saying the universe has interdimensional meme parser ?

perhaps
doesnt hurt to try

It's the Global Consciousness Project from Princeton.

They are working on aligning all normie brains to create the perfect meme.

i also believe ron paul won in 2012

Once they have achieved peak syncronicity, the perfect meme will be revealed to us.

thats when the split happened, him not winning

It is all a matter of the application of Neotic Science.

All we have to do is synchronize the noosphere.

Once the Institution of Noetic Science has achieved synchronicity through the Global Consciousness Project, we are ready to merge the timelines.

Here, let me show you ....

https://noetic.org/

http://noosphere.princeton.edu/

@NativeInterface we had a chance to fix our timeline in 16 then, cause Rand was a GOP primary candidate.

http://noosphere.princeton.edu/images/images2/williams.global.harmony.1998-2012.gif

_the Human Instrumentality Project_

and Rand is great..he has all his father's good parts..without the whole "We deserved 9-11" thing.

i dont think rand would have enough quantum energy to phase the timelines back, he's not an exact copy of his father