Sex is over-rated

So if my grandpa and great grandpa on my dads side were qlcokgikyxs

Alcoholics

Then am I at risky

Wish

Risk

Yes

Oh

Cause I am drank

Drink

See bob

Did their lives suck? I hear that can drive people to drinking.

Drunk no

My phone is dumb

I don’t think so

My bloodline is full of cancer, various addictions, other serious diseases, and a bit of shitty genes

Dang

I sure can't wait to breed and pass that on

Oh god I tasted throw up

Ew

I can't really throw up

DESIGNER BABIES TO THE RESCUE @DOGASS

I haven’t thrown up in like 5 years

But I taste it

I would get in trouble when I did so I reflexively swallow it now

aren't they already doing that in parts of the world, aborting the females and having the males?

Woah

If you do throw up I highly recommend eating KFC afterwards.

I want my bf here so I can cuddle him

Gross

KFC is bad

Kfc sounds so good

CHICKEN

KFC isn't chicken

Can you prove that in a court of law?

It’s fried chicken

The C stands for China now

Oh god I’m eating dogs

Because the air quality of China is better than the meat quality

Wow

God I have to pee

could be some urine soaked eggs.

I love being drunk but I can’t even walk to the bathroom

Real ones buy a six pack of pineapple juice

I about fell trying to pee yesterday even though I sit while peeing

🤔

Time for fallout

Only reason to sit and pee is if you're drunk or it's 1am and you don't want to turn lights on

Or high

I’m a girl

I don’t stand and pee

So?

Squat

It's good for you :^)

But it’s my toilet

Is it?

I have butt

Do you rent?

No

But it’s mine

My toilet

https://www.ncadd.org/get-help/take-the-test/am-i-alcoholic-self-test

In Your Self Test 2.00 Answer(s) Caused Concern

Lol. Bad test.

>think your an alcoholic
>take an internet test

high IQ move

That test is clearly Fake News.

only utter degenerates do beer

I don't smoke beers

I can't afford them

Retard Alert. https://twitter.com/HangryKissinger/status/1038587353747648512?s=19

Git gud so you can embed https://twitter.com/HangryKissinger/status/1038587353747648512?s=19

Lol

But with a tag like that thats a give,

ooof

What if one of the twigs doesn't want to be part of the bundle?

"fascism is pro individual"

gg

please help me

Should mention the meaning of the faggot in the fasces symbol

my brain cells are dying reading that statement

Are you saying that Hitler wasn't highly pro-Hitler?

You know, the bundle of sticks

What were the replies saying

Fascism=/=Nazism

but

Nazism=Fascism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2C90l7YlT8

nietzsche also believes that those who need to rely on others for assistance should die, essentially

https://youtu.be/ETumamLjFbg

Nietzsche looks like Stare Dad in that cover.

Become a freetard

It's worth it

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/439/staredad.jpg

Git gud

Why even link if you can't embed

The Jews did it.