Message from @DOGASS

Discord ID: 488524588440092672


2018-09-10 01:39:51 UTC  

CHICKEN

2018-09-10 01:39:58 UTC  

KFC isn't chicken

2018-09-10 01:40:12 UTC  

Can you prove that in a court of law?

2018-09-10 01:40:13 UTC  

It’s fried chicken

2018-09-10 01:40:15 UTC  

The C stands for China now

2018-09-10 01:40:21 UTC  

Oh god I’m eating dogs

2018-09-10 01:40:37 UTC  

Because the air quality of China is better than the meat quality

2018-09-10 01:40:51 UTC  

Wow

2018-09-10 01:40:55 UTC  

God I have to pee

2018-09-10 01:40:57 UTC  

could be some urine soaked eggs.

2018-09-10 01:41:04 UTC  

I love being drunk but I can’t even walk to the bathroom

2018-09-10 01:41:09 UTC  

Real ones buy a six pack of pineapple juice

2018-09-10 01:41:16 UTC  

I about fell trying to pee yesterday even though I sit while peeing

2018-09-10 01:41:28 UTC  

🤔

2018-09-10 01:41:39 UTC  

Time for fallout

2018-09-10 01:42:01 UTC  

Only reason to sit and pee is if you're drunk or it's 1am and you don't want to turn lights on

2018-09-10 01:42:08 UTC  

Or high

2018-09-10 01:42:09 UTC  

I’m a girl

2018-09-10 01:42:13 UTC  

I don’t stand and pee

2018-09-10 01:42:14 UTC  

So?

2018-09-10 01:42:18 UTC  

Squat

2018-09-10 01:42:23 UTC  

It's good for you :^)

2018-09-10 01:42:25 UTC  

But it’s my toilet

2018-09-10 01:42:32 UTC  

Is it?

2018-09-10 01:42:33 UTC  

I have butt

2018-09-10 01:42:36 UTC  

Do you rent?

2018-09-10 01:42:40 UTC  

No

2018-09-10 01:42:44 UTC  

But it’s mine

2018-09-10 01:42:50 UTC  

My toilet

2018-09-10 01:48:26 UTC  

In Your Self Test 2.00 Answer(s) Caused Concern

2018-09-10 01:48:33 UTC  

Lol. Bad test.

2018-09-10 01:51:21 UTC  

>think your an alcoholic
>take an internet test

2018-09-10 01:51:28 UTC  

high IQ move

2018-09-10 01:52:09 UTC  

That test is clearly Fake News.

2018-09-10 01:52:17 UTC  

only utter degenerates do beer

2018-09-10 01:53:01 UTC  

I don't smoke beers

2018-09-10 01:53:13 UTC  

I can't afford them

2018-09-10 01:53:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/488527500574720010/KOFwifq.png

2018-09-10 01:54:01 UTC