Then they’re babies

Sex is over-rated

So if my grandpa and great grandpa on my dads side were qlcokgikyxs

Alcoholics

Then am I at risky

Wish

Risk

Yes

Oh

Cause I am drank

Drink

See bob

Did their lives suck? I hear that can drive people to drinking.

Drunk no

My phone is dumb

I don’t think so

My bloodline is full of cancer, various addictions, other serious diseases, and a bit of shitty genes

Dang

I sure can't wait to breed and pass that on

Oh god I tasted throw up

Ew

I can't really throw up

DESIGNER BABIES TO THE RESCUE @DOGASS

I haven’t thrown up in like 5 years

But I taste it

I would get in trouble when I did so I reflexively swallow it now

aren't they already doing that in parts of the world, aborting the females and having the males?

Woah

If you do throw up I highly recommend eating KFC afterwards.

I want my bf here so I can cuddle him

Gross

KFC is bad

Kfc sounds so good

CHICKEN

KFC isn't chicken

Can you prove that in a court of law?

It’s fried chicken

The C stands for China now

Oh god I’m eating dogs

Because the air quality of China is better than the meat quality