Message from @DOGASS
Discord ID: 488523960581881856
See bob
Did their lives suck? I hear that can drive people to drinking.
Drunk no
My phone is dumb
I don’t think so
My bloodline is full of cancer, various addictions, other serious diseases, and a bit of shitty genes
Dang
I sure can't wait to breed and pass that on
Oh god I tasted throw up
Ew
I can't really throw up
I haven’t thrown up in like 5 years
But I taste it
I would get in trouble when I did so I reflexively swallow it now
aren't they already doing that in parts of the world, aborting the females and having the males?
Woah
If you do throw up I highly recommend eating KFC afterwards.
I want my bf here so I can cuddle him
Gross
Kfc sounds so good
CHICKEN
KFC isn't chicken
Can you prove that in a court of law?
It’s fried chicken
The C stands for China now
Oh god I’m eating dogs
Because the air quality of China is better than the meat quality
Wow
God I have to pee
could be some urine soaked eggs.
I love being drunk but I can’t even walk to the bathroom
Real ones buy a six pack of pineapple juice
I about fell trying to pee yesterday even though I sit while peeing
🤔
Time for fallout
Only reason to sit and pee is if you're drunk or it's 1am and you don't want to turn lights on
Or high
I’m a girl
I don’t stand and pee