DESIGNER BABIES TO THE RESCUE @DOGASS

I haven’t thrown up in like 5 years

But I taste it

I would get in trouble when I did so I reflexively swallow it now

aren't they already doing that in parts of the world, aborting the females and having the males?

Woah

If you do throw up I highly recommend eating KFC afterwards.

I want my bf here so I can cuddle him

Gross

KFC is bad

Kfc sounds so good

CHICKEN

KFC isn't chicken

Can you prove that in a court of law?

It’s fried chicken

The C stands for China now

Oh god I’m eating dogs

Because the air quality of China is better than the meat quality

Wow

God I have to pee

could be some urine soaked eggs.

I love being drunk but I can’t even walk to the bathroom

Real ones buy a six pack of pineapple juice

I about fell trying to pee yesterday even though I sit while peeing

🤔

Time for fallout

Only reason to sit and pee is if you're drunk or it's 1am and you don't want to turn lights on

Or high

I’m a girl

I don’t stand and pee

So?

Squat

It's good for you :^)

But it’s my toilet

Is it?

I have butt

Do you rent?

No

But it’s mine

My toilet

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