Condoms

Of course you would find that awesome @Malt_Hitman why am I not surprised

Sorry my phone is dumb

They say "DO NOT EAT". So I'm guessing you need to mix the contents of the packet with a liquid and then drink it.

No

No

That's just an inside joke

You have sex

They're safe to eat

well it's in quotes, so it obviously does not actually mean do not eat.

Then they’re babies

Sex is over-rated

So if my grandpa and great grandpa on my dads side were qlcokgikyxs

Alcoholics

Then am I at risky

Wish

Risk

Yes

Oh

Cause I am drank

Drink

See bob

Did their lives suck? I hear that can drive people to drinking.

Drunk no

My phone is dumb

I don’t think so

My bloodline is full of cancer, various addictions, other serious diseases, and a bit of shitty genes

Dang

I sure can't wait to breed and pass that on

Oh god I tasted throw up

Ew

I can't really throw up

DESIGNER BABIES TO THE RESCUE @DOGASS

I haven’t thrown up in like 5 years

But I taste it

I would get in trouble when I did so I reflexively swallow it now

aren't they already doing that in parts of the world, aborting the females and having the males?

Woah

If you do throw up I highly recommend eating KFC afterwards.

I want my bf here so I can cuddle him