nukes are still more likely

https://youtu.be/v_G9yIDG4oo?t=4s

Smack

than an exotic virus? yeah

> Use [HANDGUN]

especially a zombie one

wait you're telling me zombies might not be real

What the heck

you could make the case that they are real, pointing towards a few minor events around the world

The guy who ate a guys face in Florida

whoa deep dude

there are youtube vids of people on drugs acting exactly like zombies

its more like its not real in the pop culture sense

and there was someone in florida getting his face eaten once

yea bath salts guy

I love bath salts

oh right yeah

They’re yummy and they make my food spici

But here's my question: Why does no one in zombie movies just make armor? Like just cut up 2 liter soda bottles and put them around your arms, legs, and neck. No human is going to bite through those

or simply Florida Man

But zombies aren’t human

They feel no pain and will bite until they get ya

the bites use 10x the normal muscle strength i believe

Yeah, but some simple armor like that is going to make it way harder for human teeth to get you.

Leather is best

Leather is difficult to bite through

So is a soda bottle.

because the bodily functions are limited

You ever try biting a leather jacket or something

But soda can melt

Soda bottles I should say

what

Zombies don't emit that much heat dude

how about you get CHAIN MAIL

If it gets hot imagine that bottle sticking to your skin just to freeze up

Yes chain mail

If you don’t send it then you’re gonna did

Did

Die

Fuck

You done did die

Yes

But the best armor should be welding two stop signs together as a chest plate with leather pants and steel toe boots

Boots act as protection as well as kicking weapon

Wtf

https://www.berkeleyside.com/2018/08/08/eric-clanton-takes-3-year-probation-deal-in-berkeley-rally-bike-lock-assault-case

EXPLAIN !

so uh basically dress for Wasteland Weekend

Then a helmet should be made of floral foam on the inside but steel covering

Yes

cool then im good lel

the explanation is the jury were commies

How can he get off on probation ?

just gotta modify a bit more

Zombie stories tend to annoy me because they usually involve nerfing the intelligence or speed of mankind, or strengthening the shambling dead too much.

Weapon of choice should be close range in individual things

When the zombies can run, that's cheating.

@Timcast

Why not just get a regular helmet? That's something that would be far easier to get ahold of than other sorts of armor

You seen this ?

No

You gotta look badass

fast helm?

"Oh NO! I got BITTEN!" Oh, did ya.

You ever seen friends? Get the leather pants Ross had

You're gonna look like a nerd when everyone else is just wearing normal clothes

Nope

You've gotta wait until it's a desert wasteland before you whip that outfit out

You’ll look awesome when you’re the only one left alive because your stupid friends didn’t wear protection

tbh use melee for zambies and guns for people

Yes

cause its people that are the real threat

remember to wear protection lel

Lmao

Yes

I had a great idea for the purge earlier

if you want to stop people, just say something marxist. if they are marxist they leave you alone, and if they are anti marxist they stop to debate.

You know the medics gun in TF2?

You replace those needles with used heroin needles

For the people

The purge sounds nice because you get to just curl up in the attic with some candles, blankets and a cozy book

No

If the purge happens I am killing everyone

With love

we seriously need a capitalist emote

or anti-commie

ANT

COMMIE

small any colony made up of communists

yeah like a porcupine humping a bag of money

Ant

Woah woah

nah im talkin helicopters

Accurate

Apache I assume?

Huey

more space

Good