Message from @Lagomaster24
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and there was someone in florida getting his face eaten once
yea bath salts guy
I love bath salts
oh right yeah
They’re yummy and they make my food spici
But here's my question: Why does no one in zombie movies just make armor? Like just cut up 2 liter soda bottles and put them around your arms, legs, and neck. No human is going to bite through those
or simply Florida Man
But zombies aren’t human
They feel no pain and will bite until they get ya
the bites use 10x the normal muscle strength i believe
Yeah, but some simple armor like that is going to make it way harder for human teeth to get you.
Leather is best
Leather is difficult to bite through
So is a soda bottle.
because the bodily functions are limited
You ever try biting a leather jacket or something
But soda can melt
Soda bottles I should say
what
Zombies don't emit that much heat dude
If it gets hot imagine that bottle sticking to your skin just to freeze up
Yes chain mail
If you don’t send it then you’re gonna did
Did
Die
Fuck
You done did die
Yes
But the best armor should be welding two stop signs together as a chest plate with leather pants and steel toe boots
Boots act as protection as well as kicking weapon
Wtf
EXPLAIN !
so uh basically dress for Wasteland Weekend
Then a helmet should be made of floral foam on the inside but steel covering
Yes
cool then im good lel
the explanation is the jury were commies
How can he get off on probation ?
just gotta modify a bit more