because the bodily functions are limited

You ever try biting a leather jacket or something

But soda can melt

Soda bottles I should say

what

Zombies don't emit that much heat dude

how about you get CHAIN MAIL

If it gets hot imagine that bottle sticking to your skin just to freeze up

Yes chain mail

If you don’t send it then you’re gonna did

Did

Die

Fuck

You done did die

Yes

But the best armor should be welding two stop signs together as a chest plate with leather pants and steel toe boots

Boots act as protection as well as kicking weapon

Wtf

https://www.berkeleyside.com/2018/08/08/eric-clanton-takes-3-year-probation-deal-in-berkeley-rally-bike-lock-assault-case

EXPLAIN !

so uh basically dress for Wasteland Weekend

Then a helmet should be made of floral foam on the inside but steel covering

Yes

cool then im good lel

the explanation is the jury were commies

How can he get off on probation ?

just gotta modify a bit more

Zombie stories tend to annoy me because they usually involve nerfing the intelligence or speed of mankind, or strengthening the shambling dead too much.

Weapon of choice should be close range in individual things

When the zombies can run, that's cheating.

@Timcast

Why not just get a regular helmet? That's something that would be far easier to get ahold of than other sorts of armor

You seen this ?

No

You gotta look badass

fast helm?

"Oh NO! I got BITTEN!" Oh, did ya.

You ever seen friends? Get the leather pants Ross had

You're gonna look like a nerd when everyone else is just wearing normal clothes

Nope

You've gotta wait until it's a desert wasteland before you whip that outfit out