https://www.berkeleyside.com/2018/08/08/eric-clanton-takes-3-year-probation-deal-in-berkeley-rally-bike-lock-assault-case

EXPLAIN !

so uh basically dress for Wasteland Weekend

Then a helmet should be made of floral foam on the inside but steel covering

Yes

cool then im good lel

the explanation is the jury were commies

How can he get off on probation ?

just gotta modify a bit more

Zombie stories tend to annoy me because they usually involve nerfing the intelligence or speed of mankind, or strengthening the shambling dead too much.

Weapon of choice should be close range in individual things

When the zombies can run, that's cheating.

@Timcast

Why not just get a regular helmet? That's something that would be far easier to get ahold of than other sorts of armor

You seen this ?

No

You gotta look badass

fast helm?

"Oh NO! I got BITTEN!" Oh, did ya.

You ever seen friends? Get the leather pants Ross had

You're gonna look like a nerd when everyone else is just wearing normal clothes

Nope

You've gotta wait until it's a desert wasteland before you whip that outfit out

You’ll look awesome when you’re the only one left alive because your stupid friends didn’t wear protection

tbh use melee for zambies and guns for people

Yes

cause its people that are the real threat

remember to wear protection lel

Lmao

Yes

I had a great idea for the purge earlier

if you want to stop people, just say something marxist. if they are marxist they leave you alone, and if they are anti marxist they stop to debate.

You know the medics gun in TF2?

You replace those needles with used heroin needles

For the people

The purge sounds nice because you get to just curl up in the attic with some candles, blankets and a cozy book

No

If the purge happens I am killing everyone

With love

we seriously need a capitalist emote

or anti-commie