wait you're telling me zombies might not be real

What the heck

you could make the case that they are real, pointing towards a few minor events around the world

The guy who ate a guys face in Florida

whoa deep dude

there are youtube vids of people on drugs acting exactly like zombies

its more like its not real in the pop culture sense

and there was someone in florida getting his face eaten once

yea bath salts guy

I love bath salts

oh right yeah

They’re yummy and they make my food spici

But here's my question: Why does no one in zombie movies just make armor? Like just cut up 2 liter soda bottles and put them around your arms, legs, and neck. No human is going to bite through those

or simply Florida Man

But zombies aren’t human

They feel no pain and will bite until they get ya

the bites use 10x the normal muscle strength i believe

Yeah, but some simple armor like that is going to make it way harder for human teeth to get you.

Leather is best

Leather is difficult to bite through

So is a soda bottle.

because the bodily functions are limited

You ever try biting a leather jacket or something

But soda can melt

Soda bottles I should say

what

Zombies don't emit that much heat dude

how about you get CHAIN MAIL

If it gets hot imagine that bottle sticking to your skin just to freeze up

Yes chain mail

If you don’t send it then you’re gonna did

Did

Die

Fuck

You done did die

Yes

But the best armor should be welding two stop signs together as a chest plate with leather pants and steel toe boots

Boots act as protection as well as kicking weapon

Wtf

https://www.berkeleyside.com/2018/08/08/eric-clanton-takes-3-year-probation-deal-in-berkeley-rally-bike-lock-assault-case

EXPLAIN !