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2018-08-07 20:01:21 UTC

Bad think is violence even if you don't let it out in any way

2018-08-07 20:01:24 UTC

The Pen is mightier than the Sword!

2018-08-07 20:01:48 UTC

๐Ÿ”

2018-08-07 20:01:50 UTC

I think not.

2018-08-07 20:01:53 UTC

Remember, drawing is criticisng their religion and words are the same thing as physical violence

2018-08-07 20:01:57 UTC

Can't even open a damn lock.

2018-08-07 20:02:01 UTC

A sword could open that lock...

2018-08-07 20:02:06 UTC

A sword could've destroyed that lock. But the pen just gently prods like a **bitch**

2018-08-07 20:02:08 UTC

You have no choice when physically attacked but to respond with physical violence yourself

2018-08-07 20:02:12 UTC

๐Ÿ”

2018-08-07 20:02:27 UTC

Virgin Pen

2018-08-07 20:02:28 UTC

Chad Sword

2018-08-07 20:02:35 UTC

If you're going to use a sword, at least use a fun one like a whip sword

2018-08-07 20:02:38 UTC

โš”

2018-08-07 20:02:47 UTC

That's gay.

2018-08-07 20:02:50 UTC

They're touching.

2018-08-07 20:03:15 UTC

I don't like that that flag is on my 'most frequently used' list...

2018-08-07 20:03:27 UTC

tim vid up

2018-08-07 20:03:34 UTC

It's just always on your mind

2018-08-07 20:04:02 UTC

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2018-08-07 20:04:16 UTC

Delicious ๐Ÿ• gate

2018-08-07 20:04:22 UTC

<:timcat:463067464016855040> is sad

2018-08-07 20:04:27 UTC

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2018-08-07 20:04:48 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‡ is one of mine.

2018-08-07 20:04:53 UTC

now that lock is on there

2018-08-07 20:05:08 UTC

Fuck off, VIRGIN PEN.

2018-08-07 20:05:12 UTC

Peesa gawbage.

2018-08-07 20:05:16 UTC

Get outta mah murka

2018-08-07 20:06:04 UTC

I like that red letters are top tier on your thing, scrib.

2018-08-07 20:06:16 UTC

I do not know how they got there.

2018-08-07 20:06:23 UTC

I never use those.

2018-08-07 20:06:23 UTC

Oh lord.

2018-08-07 20:06:27 UTC

I just noticed the last two...

2018-08-07 20:06:30 UTC

Real talk, you can sharpen a pencil to stab someone much easier than you can the pen. Sword>pencil>pen

2018-08-07 20:07:07 UTC

Sword>pencil>pen>spoon

2018-08-07 20:07:49 UTC

Muscle is up there.

2018-08-07 20:07:54 UTC

Because I'm always flexin on the haters.

2018-08-07 20:07:59 UTC

Gotta flex on the haters brah

2018-08-07 20:08:10 UTC

Fuckin' haters..

2018-08-07 20:08:13 UTC

XD im rewatchin the harry potter series and fuck i fucking absolutely abhor delores umbridge XD

2018-08-07 20:08:17 UTC

Huffpost lul

2018-08-07 20:08:29 UTC

Julz, did you ever read the books?

2018-08-07 20:08:55 UTC

Lol they introduce both my favourite (looney lovegood) and most hated character in the 5th XD

2018-08-07 20:08:57 UTC

And yep

2018-08-07 20:09:21 UTC

All of em mind u it was quite a while ago now lol

2018-08-07 20:09:38 UTC

Order of the Phoenix was SOO fucking hard to read because of Umbridge.

2018-08-07 20:10:18 UTC

Give her pink hair and pretend she's a political activist

2018-08-07 20:10:32 UTC

That's the problem.

2018-08-07 20:11:15 UTC

Make Hogwarts great again

2018-08-07 20:11:22 UTC

XD fuck man yeah youre fuxking right about that fucking umbridge wanna smack her every time she fucking talks

2018-08-07 20:11:39 UTC

That'd take liberating the story from it's creator, unfortunately...

2018-08-07 20:12:37 UTC

just use the audiobooks by stephen fry

2018-08-07 20:12:45 UTC

you'll just sleep through the books ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-08-07 20:12:50 UTC

Hahah fuck everything she says is just fucking retarded

2018-08-07 20:13:32 UTC

>bitches that the defence againstbthe dark arts book too triggering by using spells so prescribes ministry approved reading

2018-08-07 20:13:41 UTC

seems familiar?

2018-08-07 20:13:45 UTC

The books themselves made a good argument against ethnic purity

2018-08-07 20:13:47 UTC

Umbridge is every actual foe that's ever been in my life

2018-08-07 20:13:52 UTC

I don't get to contend with most villains

2018-08-07 20:13:57 UTC

Just Umbridge and Bill Lumbergh.

2018-08-07 20:14:01 UTC

Those two, over and over.

2018-08-07 20:14:08 UTC

Bill Lumbergh?

2018-08-07 20:14:10 UTC

Marry the two and you spawn the antichrist.

2018-08-07 20:14:13 UTC

>fucking uses that pen thats for fucking sure child abuse in this world no way its ministry approved

2018-08-07 20:14:29 UTC

Lumbergh.

2018-08-07 20:14:40 UTC

yeeeeeeah, if you could not use a pen in class, that'd be greeeeat

2018-08-07 20:14:47 UTC

I must not tell lies

2018-08-07 20:14:51 UTC

Solution: Buy more printers for stress relief

2018-08-07 20:14:59 UTC

Milton did it!

2018-08-07 20:15:15 UTC

Oh shit, I didn't remember his name, lol.

2018-08-07 20:15:23 UTC

Deleted scene reveals that Lumbergh died in the fire. lol

2018-08-07 20:15:35 UTC

"Did you guys go to Lumbergh's funeral?"
"Nah."
"Fuck no."

2018-08-07 20:15:42 UTC

Lol id be like fuck you bitch n steal some fucking truth potion and chug it in her face and fucking yell that voldemorts back

2018-08-07 20:16:00 UTC

true, that would've solved everything

2018-08-07 20:16:02 UTC

Ohhh shit macaulay culkins on joe rogan now wtf lol

2018-08-07 20:16:03 UTC

A bit dark for OS, if I want dark humor I watch Heathers

2018-08-07 20:16:04 UTC

I just recently went Office Space on an old broken USB hub

2018-08-07 20:16:07 UTC

Should be interesting

2018-08-07 20:16:11 UTC

Harry takes veritaserum in front of the ministry

2018-08-07 20:16:15 UTC

and they ask him if he's lying

2018-08-07 20:16:16 UTC

No

2018-08-07 20:16:20 UTC

is Voldemort back?

2018-08-07 20:16:20 UTC

yes

2018-08-07 20:16:25 UTC

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2018-08-07 20:17:34 UTC

Ew he's wearing hipster glasses.

2018-08-07 20:17:41 UTC

Kevin you fuck.

2018-08-07 20:17:47 UTC

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2018-08-07 20:18:22 UTC

Yeah she fucking loves her rules but fucking threatens to change them

2018-08-07 20:18:27 UTC

Random though: Can Voldy actually wear hipster glasses with his type of nose?

2018-08-07 20:18:32 UTC

Like every second threat

2018-08-07 20:18:49 UTC

Lol theys have to hang on his nostrils XD

2018-08-07 20:24:35 UTC

I need to think about happy things; so here's a song about getting high: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=121MWiP2Ga0

2018-08-07 20:29:05 UTC

Seeing the people in the recent Portland rally called fascist reminds me of this short essay written by George Orwel that is far too relevent 75 years later. http://www.orwell.ru/library/articles/As_I_Please/english/efasc

2018-08-07 20:30:10 UTC

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2018-08-07 20:31:53 UTC

Whatcyu guys think about the whole Saudi Arabia throwing a hissy fit at canada for saying SA should release some political prisoners

2018-08-07 20:32:18 UTC

good

2018-08-07 20:32:19 UTC

let them suffer

2018-08-07 20:32:22 UTC

both mind you ๐Ÿ˜„

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