Message from @Scribblehatch
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All of em mind u it was quite a while ago now lol
Order of the Phoenix was SOO fucking hard to read because of Umbridge.
Give her pink hair and pretend she's a political activist
That's the problem.
Make Hogwarts great again
XD fuck man yeah youre fuxking right about that fucking umbridge wanna smack her every time she fucking talks
That'd take liberating the story from it's creator, unfortunately...
just use the audiobooks by stephen fry
you'll just sleep through the books 😄
Hahah fuck everything she says is just fucking retarded
>bitches that the defence againstbthe dark arts book too triggering by using spells so prescribes ministry approved reading
seems familiar?
The books themselves made a good argument against ethnic purity
Umbridge is every actual foe that's ever been in my life
I don't get to contend with most villains
Just Umbridge and Bill Lumbergh.
Those two, over and over.
Bill Lumbergh?
Marry the two and you spawn the antichrist.
>fucking uses that pen thats for fucking sure child abuse in this world no way its ministry approved
Lumbergh.
yeeeeeeah, if you could not use a pen in class, that'd be greeeeat
I must not tell lies
Solution: Buy more printers for stress relief
Milton did it!
Oh shit, I didn't remember his name, lol.
Deleted scene reveals that Lumbergh died in the fire. lol
"Did you guys go to Lumbergh's funeral?"
"Nah."
"Fuck no."
Lol id be like fuck you bitch n steal some fucking truth potion and chug it in her face and fucking yell that voldemorts back
true, that would've solved everything
Ohhh shit macaulay culkins on joe rogan now wtf lol
A bit dark for OS, if I want dark humor I watch Heathers
I just recently went Office Space on an old broken USB hub
Should be interesting
Harry takes veritaserum in front of the ministry
and they ask him if he's lying
No
is Voldemort back?
yes