That'd take liberating the story from it's creator, unfortunately...

just use the audiobooks by stephen fry

you'll just sleep through the books 😄

Hahah fuck everything she says is just fucking retarded

>bitches that the defence againstbthe dark arts book too triggering by using spells so prescribes ministry approved reading

seems familiar?

The books themselves made a good argument against ethnic purity

Umbridge is every actual foe that's ever been in my life

I don't get to contend with most villains

Just Umbridge and Bill Lumbergh.

Those two, over and over.

Bill Lumbergh?

Marry the two and you spawn the antichrist.

>fucking uses that pen thats for fucking sure child abuse in this world no way its ministry approved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsLUidiYm0w

Lumbergh.

yeeeeeeah, if you could not use a pen in class, that'd be greeeeat

I must not tell lies

Solution: Buy more printers for stress relief

Milton did it!

Oh shit, I didn't remember his name, lol.

Deleted scene reveals that Lumbergh died in the fire. lol

"Did you guys go to Lumbergh's funeral?"
"Nah."
"Fuck no."

Lol id be like fuck you bitch n steal some fucking truth potion and chug it in her face and fucking yell that voldemorts back

true, that would've solved everything

Ohhh shit macaulay culkins on joe rogan now wtf lol

A bit dark for OS, if I want dark humor I watch Heathers

I just recently went Office Space on an old broken USB hub

Should be interesting

Harry takes veritaserum in front of the ministry

and they ask him if he's lying

No

is Voldemort back?

yes

Ew he's wearing hipster glasses.

Kevin you fuck.

Yeah she fucking loves her rules but fucking threatens to change them

Random though: Can Voldy actually wear hipster glasses with his type of nose?

Like every second threat