Message from @Scribblehatch

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2018-08-07 20:08:13 UTC  

XD im rewatchin the harry potter series and fuck i fucking absolutely abhor delores umbridge XD

2018-08-07 20:08:17 UTC  

Huffpost lul

2018-08-07 20:08:29 UTC  

Julz, did you ever read the books?

2018-08-07 20:08:55 UTC  

Lol they introduce both my favourite (looney lovegood) and most hated character in the 5th XD

2018-08-07 20:08:57 UTC  

And yep

2018-08-07 20:09:21 UTC  

All of em mind u it was quite a while ago now lol

2018-08-07 20:09:38 UTC  

Order of the Phoenix was SOO fucking hard to read because of Umbridge.

2018-08-07 20:10:18 UTC  

Give her pink hair and pretend she's a political activist

2018-08-07 20:10:32 UTC  

That's the problem.

2018-08-07 20:11:15 UTC  

Make Hogwarts great again

2018-08-07 20:11:22 UTC  

XD fuck man yeah youre fuxking right about that fucking umbridge wanna smack her every time she fucking talks

2018-08-07 20:11:39 UTC  

That'd take liberating the story from it's creator, unfortunately...

2018-08-07 20:12:37 UTC  

just use the audiobooks by stephen fry

2018-08-07 20:12:45 UTC  

you'll just sleep through the books 😄

2018-08-07 20:12:50 UTC  

Hahah fuck everything she says is just fucking retarded

2018-08-07 20:13:32 UTC  

>bitches that the defence againstbthe dark arts book too triggering by using spells so prescribes ministry approved reading

2018-08-07 20:13:41 UTC  

seems familiar?

2018-08-07 20:13:45 UTC  

The books themselves made a good argument against ethnic purity

2018-08-07 20:13:47 UTC  

Umbridge is every actual foe that's ever been in my life

2018-08-07 20:13:52 UTC  

I don't get to contend with most villains

2018-08-07 20:13:57 UTC  

Just Umbridge and Bill Lumbergh.

2018-08-07 20:14:01 UTC  

Those two, over and over.

2018-08-07 20:14:08 UTC  

Bill Lumbergh?

2018-08-07 20:14:10 UTC  

Marry the two and you spawn the antichrist.

2018-08-07 20:14:13 UTC  

>fucking uses that pen thats for fucking sure child abuse in this world no way its ministry approved

2018-08-07 20:14:29 UTC  

Lumbergh.

2018-08-07 20:14:40 UTC  

yeeeeeeah, if you could not use a pen in class, that'd be greeeeat

2018-08-07 20:14:47 UTC  

I must not tell lies

2018-08-07 20:14:51 UTC  

Solution: Buy more printers for stress relief

2018-08-07 20:14:59 UTC  

Milton did it!

2018-08-07 20:15:15 UTC  

Oh shit, I didn't remember his name, lol.

2018-08-07 20:15:23 UTC  

Deleted scene reveals that Lumbergh died in the fire. lol

2018-08-07 20:15:35 UTC  

"Did you guys go to Lumbergh's funeral?"
"Nah."
"Fuck no."

2018-08-07 20:15:42 UTC  

Lol id be like fuck you bitch n steal some fucking truth potion and chug it in her face and fucking yell that voldemorts back

2018-08-07 20:16:00 UTC  

true, that would've solved everything

2018-08-07 20:16:02 UTC  

Ohhh shit macaulay culkins on joe rogan now wtf lol

2018-08-07 20:16:03 UTC  

A bit dark for OS, if I want dark humor I watch Heathers

2018-08-07 20:16:04 UTC  

I just recently went Office Space on an old broken USB hub

2018-08-07 20:16:07 UTC  

Should be interesting

2018-08-07 20:16:11 UTC  

Harry takes veritaserum in front of the ministry