I really like the movie

you're sick

it's fucked up, but really well made

The end scene especially

lol

The director of that movie went "how can we make that ultra-pedo? I have got an idaea!!!"

Suburra is good. Italian film on Netflix. It's about....drumroll....the mafia. Unsurprisingly.

that is not da wae!

Main guy kills newborn porn guy by literally fucking him in the eye

Dat's gay

like, he pushed his dick through the guy's eye

it's great

Eye sex = gay

9/10

unless you have aids

Are you sure the director was not shyamalamaman?

The only place i put my dick is in a girls mouth or her puss

Nope, apparently the whole movie is a metaphor for socialism

Oh my bad i thought we were talking about weird fetishes

never put your dick in an electrical socket Contro?

@Rabbi Shekels what if she has a jaw spasm?

ew

*crunch*

ewewewewewewewewe

ewewewewewewewewewew

STAHP

@Uksio dammit man my boner was just kil

Tetanus in her jaw. Clamps down and locks.

@Deleted User you brought it up

jdm make me mod and let me fix this shit

sounds like someone has a spasming Jaw

Lmao

I actually had that as a teen

Talking about eye socket penetrations

My cousin's pug locks it jaw onto stuff like a shoe for example. Then you can carry the pug around by the shoe.

I mean the jaw muscle cramps

🤔 mhmm

i see

Every time I'd chew a gum for a while my jaw would just cramp

Yeah my jaw used to do massive clicks. And it cramped a bit sometimes.

More Trap tim

It ruined my tooth too, that's the saddest part

I fucking love Tim. He comes across as so genuine.

unless hes a trap

Yeah I cracked my own tooth from grinding my teeth together when I was asleep.

I could not relax the jaw and the tension chipped one tooth in half, and also a bit of my front tooth (not visible, but I can feel it)

I like tim so much because i can relate to him

now imagine that with a penis in your mouth

Tim is the easiest to turn into a trap, man

Relate to him as in you share his bemusement with the madness in society around him?

cuz of his asian eyes

And his smooth af skin helps

now beard your avatar

His eyes have no epicanthic folds. Him being half-Korean is fake news.

should i put a beard on him

Hmmm, I wonder if the intelligence agencies are interested in traps

I mean a convincing trap can look male or female with just a few changes

His brother looks really like him.

those folds are hidden cuz the beanie is slowly eating his head

reactor

Yeah. Forgot his name.

I feel guilty I dont watch Tim's brother's channel.

his brother looks close enough to be family

Wohoo!

ITS AS IF HIS BROTHER WAS HIS BROTHER????

man what a weird world

where someones brother can be a brother

😄

Tax and revenue bureaucracy just called. I thought they will say I owe more

But no they will return 300Eur

Because I overpaid

a british friend of mine didn't believe me and my brother were brothers

he was like "wait, you two are brothers?! but you look nothing alike!"

despite us looking like twins with a beard

Now he looks black

haha

yes

Nigga Tim

with those colors he also looks like he's collecting old soda-cans in New York City

Beanie does not improve the image in this case

> that moment when you prepared coffee with chocolate and you find out that you are out of milk

establish dominance by drinking it without milk

I don't like coffee. I don't like hot chocolate. I don't like milk.

But three of them mixed are delicious

Or pour a bowl of cereal then out of milk 😭

Or you can be me

the alpha

and drink TEA

and the omega?

Chai!

ye

eew

I drink 4-6L of tea per day , ni🅱 🅱 a

just be a real man, and drink the blood of your enemies

um

Eat pant

Pants?

pant.

Black tea from Ceylon. Either Dikom, Mangalam or Dirial

we havent figured that out, Shiv not good at english insults