Their product design is beautiful

Sup, dudes.

the memes will decide your fate, Chancellor Dankatine!

I am the memes!

😄

You know what? Memes could be a good source for historians of tbe future.

Think about it.

memes are already a good source of history

oh I changed to light mode and I can see the names now

heresy!

you don't change to light mode!

>light mode

the names are near invisible on normal mode

i know

donate to tim and you become colored 😉

i just bought a £300k flat... i aint got no money bi-atch

Light mode...

I got today off work so.I am just happy that I am sitting down :/

Random question: By the end of 2020, how many words are going to be on the list of "dog whistles"?

8.4

9.2

thats just madness!

I accounted for inflation

inflation is heresy!

What? Inflation is the opposite of recession 😛

Is dog whistle a dog whistle?

recession is way off

dog whistle is not a dog whistle

we havent even started the wage growth before the boom yet

^

it goes wage growth, boom, inflation, recession

Honestly, I hope the boom happens soon.

*clarifies* economic boom

well i hope the wage growth and inflation happens soon.. id like to kick out this mortgage

Either boom is a win tbh

Job sucks

But the pay is good

The actual work, the people or both?

The customers...

People lose all reading ability and motor function when going into a supermarket

It is insane to watch.

Just imagine they're all in their underwear trying to dance to disney songs

are you in the UK?

Dude, I see Walmartians every day. You want to mentally scar me?

Nah, USA.

Currently hungover

ah ok.. in the UK you go into the supermarket and pick up a scanner.... walk around picking your stuff scan it, and put it straight into your bag... then on your way out you just put the scanner back and pay with your credit card.. all pretty quick and efficient

How many scanners disappear each day?

4

dunno.. none as far as I know... they are probably tracked

Supermarket secret scanner retrieval force

I heard in the US they like... swipe the credit card along a magnetic thing or something?

like you dont have chip n pin yet?

have both

Nah, literally self checkout maintainence here. I get paid to watch people and fix dumb mistakes.

I vaguely remember they did something similar here like... 30-odd years ago but phased them out almost instantly

It is just the general stupidity of people that kills me.

remember, only 2 things are infinite,

The Universe,
And Human stupidity

And we're not sure on the first one

and now it looks like we're phasing out chip n pin

Flat universe theory shall become a meme.

it will spawn flat memes

cos al debit cards have had wireless on them for a last few years

Google's been trying to push an app. It's not been as well received as hoped

(for paying stuff)

I dont think we'll move completely to an app yet.. there are still a lot of old ppl with old big phones with huge number buttons on them

I think people are starting to not want to let google do everything for them

but speaking of apps... someone high in the banking industry was talking about some app theyre trying to push

some kind of all in one app that all banks can use

so all banking is done in one place

knowing how some banks work... that's just asking for it

which to me sounds kinda silly... but they sound like they really want to push it and incetivise it

ah yes, ye olde hack it once and you're done for kind of app

trying to think of what he called it now... but most of the major banks are into it

its like ... open bank... or something like that... maybe not that.. but something like it

onebank maybe

i imagine theyll push it as... dont worry about being hacked cos we'll cover everything with insurance

can we crowdfund a thinner lighter summer beanie for tim 😛

How much more would it cost to make it neon green and hot pink?

He's a journalist, not a space beacon

terry gilliam is a black lesbian now https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1014556947671060481

I cant wait for 2020 when the Dem Canidate wants to abolish ICE, make hate speech laws, and give everyone a job through the government. Trump is just gonna make fun of them and win again. They could so easily win.

Trump/Jones 2020... (Fuck Pence)

literally just put up anyone who doesn't have insane, authoritarian, self-destructive ideas and boom, easy election

^

Bernie would've won. I'm saying that as someone who dislikes him

yeah he probably would've

Jones? And i agree, he probably would of.

"would of" 👀

Alex. Was joke

@Tohob would have lololol @Gorgeth

some interesting comments on that article

Fuck your grammar

@Gorgeth REE

Bernie would've lost i think, due to the electorial college and capitalism

@Dr.Wol I don't know

also Pence is insurance,

Nobody wants pence in charge, so the Reps will wanna keep Trump, and Dems won't try to off him

not to mention Pence is a snake who's got friends in congress etc

@kekistansupreme Well, we'll never know now, so we'll just have to stick to what we think would happen 😉

Would have Alex Jones as vp just to fuck with people

Kanye West as vp!

he'll get the black card