PRIME MINISTER Eyebrow.

😛

I live in Commiefornia, I get what you mean ~~please send help~~.

"Prime" makes it sound like he's higher up, as opposed to equal to woPeople

British Commiebia, here.

hue hueee

West coast pride, @Tress

Is it still pride if you want to flee? It's literally going down the crapper.

i feel for you with your hateful racist harmful nazi white supremacist dumb unrespected angry violent islamophobic rape-apologist economy destroying mexican hating president

amen

@Tress Kind of. I hate people. Wish I lived in West Virginia at this stage.

Open roads and blue skies please.

tbh If I could pick a state to move in, I would go for Texas..probably

Texas yes

I am saving up money to move to Texas

Dknt bring the ghey here

lots of chill people I've met trough the years were from texas

I WILL BRING ALL THE GAY IN MY POWER

Y'all can't move to texas, for y'all don't remember the Alamo

I remember the alamo

YEEEHEEEEEEAAH! *throws cowboy hat into the air*

I remember the Alamo.

It is that place you can get a Steak and Watch a movie.

probably

Also I am a Texan, I just got kidnapped by Carpet Bagging New Jersy living scum.

😮

found an orange wamen that said "Muff cabbage" a lot huh?

~~I just want to be able to pay rent~~

Come to texas

Rent is easy here

^^^^

Man, I would, but like. I would be a puddle.

Yeah.

I would just melt.

Too hot down in Texas.

not really

Hay

No winters

I can't even take CA heat, dude.

And tornadoes, innit.

dallas and above is fine

Buy an AC

We have em cheap

YOU AND YOUR LOGIC

*dabs*

you and your nonsense

Texas heat is dry though, so you won't collapse, you'll just want water

*yeets*

*calls for a panda to dab*

did... I just get dabbed on?

OH NO

CA heat just makes you pass out

I GOT YOTE

Texas heat is alot easier to handle

Cali heat is like you will die from the humidity

who would win.. an opportunity to live in one of the most awesome places or a lil sunny boy

also, fun fact: Texas streets are abandoned on christmas morning

sunni boi

Yeah

It's pretty nice ^-^

WHAT HUMIDITY? There's no humidity in CA.

Now that's a lie

I actually wondered this. How often does east coast and west coast rain?

if you think CA has no humidity,

You'll be living in a moist-vaccuum in Texas? 😛

Like full blown thunderstorms like in Oklahoma?

That isn't humidity Sky, that is the methane from all the human poop on the streets.

Oof

yup

wait when did Texas become India?

don't forget the remnants of the LA smog

Also just methane from Human Poop

He meant cali @Dr.Wol

aaah

well yes

Cali is American india

same wealth

People get punched here in texas if they try that

The Democrats in California turned their state into a laughing stalk and Celebrities just announced it to the world. :\

does that mean that..

Like the heck?

Hollywood is American Bollywood?

That isn't something to be proud of.

Punched? thats mild 😮

Aren't Texans known for just raining bullets at everything that doesn't wear a cowboy hat?

when you really think about it, Indians make large chunk of the programmers

Now that is a sterotype.

In Houston sure

In some neighborhoods, yes. it is American India. A friend of mine (I think he might be in here) lives in a neighborhood that's mostly Indian.

Rarely do people even use guns incase of a emergecy. Before I even handled a gun in my life, I had the safety steps drilled into my head.

I was taught how to handle gun, taught how to clean guns, and taught how to store guns before I even got to fire a single shot.

the only gun safety step i know you have (as a dutchman).

Is "Don't point at anything you don't INTEND to shoot"

Yes.

Also, assume every gun is loaded.

You need a very healthy respect before even using a gun.

Control the direction of the bore.

If you don't respect the gun, you could get injured or injure someone else.

Trigger discipline.

Yeah. I had it drilled into me.

I got several guns now, a little collection.

I've got a couple.