YEEEHEEEEEEAAH! *throws cowboy hat into the air*

I remember the Alamo.

It is that place you can get a Steak and Watch a movie.

probably

Also I am a Texan, I just got kidnapped by Carpet Bagging New Jersy living scum.

😮

found an orange wamen that said "Muff cabbage" a lot huh?

~~I just want to be able to pay rent~~

Come to texas

Rent is easy here

^^^^

Man, I would, but like. I would be a puddle.

Yeah.

I would just melt.

Too hot down in Texas.

not really

Hay

No winters

I can't even take CA heat, dude.

And tornadoes, innit.

dallas and above is fine

Buy an AC

We have em cheap

YOU AND YOUR LOGIC

*dabs*

you and your nonsense

Texas heat is dry though, so you won't collapse, you'll just want water

*yeets*

*calls for a panda to dab*

did... I just get dabbed on?

OH NO

CA heat just makes you pass out

I GOT YOTE

Texas heat is alot easier to handle

Cali heat is like you will die from the humidity

who would win.. an opportunity to live in one of the most awesome places or a lil sunny boy

also, fun fact: Texas streets are abandoned on christmas morning

sunni boi

Yeah

It's pretty nice ^-^

WHAT HUMIDITY? There's no humidity in CA.