Message from @Tress
Discord ID: 499858028561170442
Y'all can't move to texas, for y'all don't remember the Alamo
I remember the alamo
YEEEHEEEEEEAAH! *throws cowboy hat into the air*
I remember the Alamo.
It is that place you can get a Steak and Watch a movie.
probably
Also I am a Texan, I just got kidnapped by Carpet Bagging New Jersy living scum.
😮
found an orange wamen that said "Muff cabbage" a lot huh?
~~I just want to be able to pay rent~~
Come to texas
Rent is easy here
^^^^
Man, I would, but like. I would be a puddle.
Yeah.
I would just melt.
Too hot down in Texas.
not really
Hay
No winters
And tornadoes, innit.
dallas and above is fine
Buy an AC
We have em cheap
YOU AND YOUR LOGIC
*dabs*
you and your nonsense
Texas heat is dry though, so you won't collapse, you'll just want water
*yeets*
*calls for a panda to dab*
did... I just get dabbed on?
OH NO
CA heat just makes you pass out
I GOT YOTE
Texas heat is alot easier to handle
Cali heat is like you will die from the humidity
who would win.. an opportunity to live in one of the most awesome places or a lil sunny boy
also, fun fact: Texas streets are abandoned on christmas morning
sunni boi
Yeah