Yea everbody will take me.

@CornfieldAnon what brand lathe

I can give you a crash course on this shit

You don't need to learn nip you need to learn only parts of nip

another faggot just told me he will call

fuck this shit

Quit making excuses

Go get shit done

So my mom just texted asking if I wanted to take a Turkish cooking class and this was my response ew turks. The only thing they have done right was kill Armenians and they didnt even do it right

I blame you peoplen

I feel rlly bad,looks like i will work in kebab bistro >.>

Remove them

Fuck me.

Being positive i can steal food now

without moral feeling.

Go apply to other mechanics?

@CornfieldAnon is it a CNC? because most manuals are pretty intuitive imo

i need to get job ASAP

or i will sratve.

my truck gun is a 700 nitro express

Y tho

because fuck you

fuck your cover

fuck your armor

fuck the thing behind you

and fuck my shoulder

^

And fuck your hearing

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

But eith sympathy because tinnitus is a bitch

@Sadmin go to papa k's server

New guy is trying to trigger boat

lmao

forgot boat exists

Same

Fun to watch sperg

was going through my attic and i found this it used to belong to my brother, im so proud of him

he still alive?

yes

hes a history professor now

what he specialise in?

ancient history

so like mespotamia or more recent like Greek and roman?

history from about 5000bc to about 1100 ad

damn that's a wide spectrum

THANOS MAGAZINES BACK IN STOCK

NIGGER STOP TELLING PEOPLE

THANOS MAGAZINE

*THANOS PENIS* 🍆

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/389445676812992512/500046251669061632/murdcube.jpg?width=870&height=443

Ow, ow, oof

My *balls*

Nigga what did you do

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NIGGER WHAT

Join vc nigger

I mean if yall wanna hear me cleaning my teeth with a water pick then I guess I can

@Sadmin get in here cunt

@Sadmin

how do you water pick

it tickles too much

RIP Grape-Kun
1 year today, never forget

LIFE BEGINS AT MIDNIGHT TWELVE MASTERBATE TO KILL MY SELF

F

https://youtu.be/iDvlO9-dxnE

https://www.publicsafety.gc.ca/cnt/cnslttns/hndgn/index-en.aspx

oh hey, imma be a yard decoration

Please do.

let me fuck your armpit first

https://www.facebook.com/132421330810115/videos/226496518069262/

https://www.facebook.com/insane37hell/videos/240119473334794/

https://twitter.com/Nintendoisbad/status/1048736158883172352?s=19

@Sadmin you should get a puma as a house cat

?????

important

uwu

@Sadmin look at this chonking floof

[10:00 PM]
(My friend):
Ugh, my dongle broke. No controller for me, I guess...

[10:00 PM]
Krzysztof:
..
What?

i just ridiculed on twitter by a nigga that had this as a profile pic

READ SIEGE, DESU

http://prntscr.com/l54h7v

the jews are trying to grab me

Honestly I'd go. Lot of history there

You must be a Jew

FB knows

heck

I will forever stand by my assertion that IDF girls are cute af

https://www.facebook.com/Youngandasp/videos/617262148659955/

https://youtu.be/FrxoG1CNLjI

Nani the fuck
That's a fawn aint it?

can shoot whatever deer we like

https://www.facebook.com/rainbowchicken69/videos/290850958416199/

https://www.amazon.com/BLACKHAWK-Shooters-Forearm-Shotshell-Ammunition/dp/B073D2VLBN

should i buy lmao

Lawd jesus give me the strength to resist these Asian milfs at work

Why?

Why

Reminder the Canadian army is fucking useless

this ABSOLUTE UNIT is on the official PR Facebook page

>Helmet doesn’t fit correctly
>neither does anything else
>he’s literally the only nigga wearing PPE at the O-group

>punisher skull and camelbak for a one day EOD course

Usually I make fun of people like that but he went to an actual military exercise like that. He is a legend.

*spits* Yeah I've uh -- *spits again* -- i've been around.

Absolute lard

Is that a military baseball tee shirt

Here's a headline for you

I'm surprised it could bite after all the inbreeding

i would shoot myself

if i lost my dick

dead seriruos

Understandable.

why are their Ukrainian niggas there @Reichtangle

got accused of stolen valor today

got yelled at by a soccer mom that was fun

but you did serve tho?

i served in the meme war XD

i only had a MACVSOG patch on the side of the jacket and that was it

And they got fuckin' triggered over that?

Pfft, nice

so you were just wearing a 'nam era patch, making no claims as to weather or not you served for real and they got pissy?

That'd be like them getting triggered at me wearing a fucking Army or USAF t-shirt.

jokingly i said yeah i defened MACV in saigon shit was nasty

and she said "DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING OVER THERE"

Got accused of stolen valor for wearing an arkan patch a while back, good times.

NICE

When I was in JROTC I was in my uniform and got thanked for my service.

nice

i ran into this women agian when i was goint to go get my hair did cause im a vain motherfucker and said that "a young man such as your self shouldn't have long hair"

my face when

Nothing wrong with guys having long hair

Long hair gang

i literally have like reinhard from galatic heroes and i have the face of a germanic warlord TBH

she said i looked too girly

bitch

i look like a fucking warlord

post pics or gtfo

anyone who makes those claims gotta back it up

im smart engough not to dox myself

Inb4 manlet

im 6ft 3

Faggot

no u

Haha manlet

6'5 gang rise up

OH WAIT WE ALREADY DID

Fucking manlets

tfw under 6 5

I'm 5' 4" I'll punch all y'all's kneecaps out

>this nigga even shorter than froot

Fucking midget

Rip

I bet this roll of Velcro is taller than him

i thought froot was like... 5'

Just found this

Also I'll stab all y'all shins

uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu
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@Sadmin

Basically me

is it bad that my fans are goign at 41 percent during gaming

>tfw saw a girl I recognized from work at coffee shop I hang out at
>strong 9/10, QT blonde college student named Rose
>decide fuck it, might as well try talking to her since
>wait until my ride home is ~10 minutes out so I can make a quick escape if sperging begins
>assume she's probably feminazi or has boyfriend
>no
>actually goes really well and she spergs just as much as I do, doesn't seem uncomfortable at all or try to break it off either
GG lads

> be me, shitjob worker
> a lady on a motorized cart shits herself
> she announces it to her daughter & everyone in earshot in a scratchy af voice
> her daughter (who looks like the puker from L4D btw) asks me where the bathrooms are
> literally 30 ft past the employee's only door, but i sperg & point them to the customer bathrooms across the building
> the old hag (who shit herself) got up from the motorized cart tgt the bathroom, leaving a now shit-stained motorized cart in the middle of my department.
> manager can't make me drive it off the store floor, & he doesn't want to.
> eventually they got a front-end guy to chlorine-soak the cart before driving it away.

what in the goddamn

press f for shadowleech he has to work at walmart

who would win 1000 us army soilders or 1000 /k/ommandos

Half the grunts are also commandos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rheEmISNSMg

Possibility more than half

I’ve met a lot of us even in leafland

Also US army? A small percent

Marines?

Far larger percent

12 pigeons per minute

Do you not measure in ppm?

Does it work with all types of pigeons

Incase froot ever comes to the US

when froot*

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/YcxGKK0L8lqGMvGBjRe9INSJEZqslGKscLPsf6XEk0s/https/i.redd.it/5u1xykyl6rr11.jpg?width=443&height=545

Literally carbonated mop water

Look at it

Disgusting

Truly. A drink only gamers can appreciate

*sip*

If you drink it you will automatically grow a neck beard and gain 300 pounds

and sprout a fedora

Meh

>premonition saved my ass again

I want off this ride BUT I CAN'T GET OFF

...

I have dreams on a regular basis where I die from some sort of preventable fuckup

Like flipping a dirt bike and dying from the bike landing on my head because I was in third gear and hit a root

When all the conditions start to line up, time to take care

That's what happened here, I recognized the situation and downshifted

Still flipped but no injuries

What class are you riding in?

I've taken roots in 3rd before

Riding a 110cc Kawasaki but I've never ridden a dirt bike before

https://www.facebook.com/FigmaModelkits/videos/1659087037542267/

I rode 250ccs and up

A 110 won't be that bad

No pads

But I rode in the old days when 2 strokes were kings and nobody uses 4s

Also 2>4

Just doing dumb shit in a pasture

2>4 always

500cc 2

The only bike I've never been 100% comfortable on

But my god in the straights or downhill she would fly

I don't even ride bicycles well

That was my 12th crash within an hour

Jesus fuck

Get a new hobby

Learn to throttle out

My sense of balance is fucked to hell from an accident in high school

Ear drum?

Not dirt biking, ran face first into a tree while playing Ultimate Frisbee and concussed the shit of myself

That's actually pretty funny ngl

Yeet

I still have face scars from it

Piece of bark punched through my lip

lmao

i almost busted my ass dancing on my car last night

@Cast What the fuck did you say to me you fucking misogynist? Friendly reminder: I graduated at the top of my gender studies class, and I've been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed genders. I’m trained in patriarchal deconstruction and I was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school. You are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of your safe space, mark my words. You think you can get away with disagreeing with me on tumblr? Think again, cis scum. As we speak I'm gathering a list of your triggers with my self-diagnosed squad of PTSD specialists, so you better be prepared to deal with some serious privilege checking. I AM LITERALLY AS TRIGGERED AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW. I can be anywhere, at any time, and I can give you over seven hundred reasons why you should fuck yourself with a cactus. Not only am I extensively trained in social justice, but I have access to an entire arsenal of sociological blog articles to prove my point and I will use them to wipe your deeply problematic face off the earth you little shit. If only you had known what oppressed retribution your offensiveness would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue and just killed yourself instead, but you didn't. Stay safe, shitlord.

HOLY HECK

You're my punching bag for the next 2 minutes while my tea is steeping