Message from @jacod1

Discord ID: 500516750224261121


2018-10-13 00:16:16 UTC  

Basically me

2018-10-13 01:09:21 UTC  

is it bad that my fans are goign at 41 percent during gaming

2018-10-13 01:23:03 UTC  

>tfw saw a girl I recognized from work at coffee shop I hang out at
>strong 9/10, QT blonde college student named Rose
>decide fuck it, might as well try talking to her since
>wait until my ride home is ~10 minutes out so I can make a quick escape if sperging begins
>assume she's probably feminazi or has boyfriend
>no
>actually goes really well and she spergs just as much as I do, doesn't seem uncomfortable at all or try to break it off either
GG lads

2018-10-13 01:49:14 UTC  

> be me, shitjob worker
> a lady on a motorized cart shits herself
> she announces it to her daughter & everyone in earshot in a scratchy af voice
> her daughter (who looks like the puker from L4D btw) asks me where the bathrooms are
> literally 30 ft past the employee's only door, but i sperg & point them to the customer bathrooms across the building
> the old hag (who shit herself) got up from the motorized cart tgt the bathroom, leaving a now shit-stained motorized cart in the middle of my department.
> manager can't make me drive it off the store floor, & he doesn't want to.
> eventually they got a front-end guy to chlorine-soak the cart before driving it away.

2018-10-13 01:56:59 UTC  

what in the goddamn

2018-10-13 01:57:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/500487327706251265/oh_god_why.jpg

2018-10-13 01:58:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/500487389643276288/biggerlowerquality.png

2018-10-13 02:02:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/500488584789360640/image0.jpg

2018-10-13 02:03:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/500488668210003968/franksuicide.jpg

2018-10-13 02:04:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/500489042027347969/image0.jpg

2018-10-13 02:05:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/500489131298783232/1510277411557.gif

2018-10-13 03:23:54 UTC  

press f for shadowleech he has to work at walmart

2018-10-13 03:30:28 UTC  

who would win 1000 us army soilders or 1000 /k/ommandos

2018-10-13 03:33:51 UTC  

Half the grunts are also commandos

2018-10-13 03:35:58 UTC  

Possibility more than half

2018-10-13 03:36:26 UTC  

I’ve met a lot of us even in leafland

2018-10-13 03:36:40 UTC  

Also US army? A small percent

2018-10-13 03:36:42 UTC  

Marines?

2018-10-13 03:36:49 UTC  

Far larger percent

2018-10-13 03:54:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/500516749632995329/image0-22.jpg

2018-10-13 04:22:00 UTC  

12 pigeons per minute

2018-10-13 04:34:10 UTC  

Do you not measure in ppm?

2018-10-13 04:34:42 UTC  

Does it work with all types of pigeons

2018-10-13 05:43:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/500544094674747412/FB_IMG_1539409386864.jpg

2018-10-13 05:43:53 UTC  

Incase froot ever comes to the US

2018-10-13 06:32:17 UTC  

when froot*

2018-10-13 11:22:24 UTC  

Literally carbonated mop water

2018-10-13 11:22:29 UTC  

Look at it

2018-10-13 11:22:35 UTC  

Disgusting

2018-10-13 13:50:53 UTC  

Truly. A drink only gamers can appreciate

2018-10-13 13:53:36 UTC  

*sip*

2018-10-13 13:59:55 UTC  

If you drink it you will automatically grow a neck beard and gain 300 pounds

2018-10-13 14:01:29 UTC  

and sprout a fedora

2018-10-13 14:05:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/500670459516289034/image0.jpg

2018-10-13 14:06:57 UTC  

Meh

2018-10-13 14:33:59 UTC  

>premonition saved my ass again

2018-10-13 14:38:32 UTC  

I want off this ride BUT I CAN'T GET OFF

2018-10-13 14:38:53 UTC  

...

2018-10-13 14:39:43 UTC  

I have dreams on a regular basis where I die from some sort of preventable fuckup