new guy here for the cold ones & confirmation party.

i'm at work rn flanked by libs. so i can't talk aloud.

idk what i was expecting, but somehow I'm satisfied with what I found.

but i am ecstatic to see libs getting dabb'd on.

speaking of work, there's this one kid who i find is always doing the fortnite dance when he ditches his mom. what should be my best course of action?

(parties in desperate silence)

(b/c of work)

(does a double-take on the rules about furries after seeing 2D Lewds) ok, so when sadmin says "furries", does he mean __all__ furries, or just the "astrologically-projected free-spirit anthros"?

b/c literally screw those types of furries.

with a 9-inch nail

or three

on a cross

[laughs]

could i post my self-drawn catgirls?

When your sugar daddy's a furry, but you need your next fix fast:

wdy think? :/ i'm uncertain of this channel's standards.

but it's gotta be higher than mine.

Sadmin, she's using chainswords w/o eye protection & your main concern is her tiddies?

granted i'd be concerned too

so anyway, do i dare ask what a twiggy is?

well i don't work for free like some commie, i demand thanks for my art. >:/

\*browses art for the smallest tiddied amazon i got\*

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b/c i'm a weeb.

...

but wut about my drawing? ;-;

her drunk driving was so bad she couldn't get the bottle open before getting rekt

ok. i will draw galil, with reasonable bodily proportions BUT: she'll be holding a sign w/ a caption that'll be put to a lottery with suggestions from you all.

begin.

lottery's over.

jk. lottery's open.
current entries:
- cock vore
@ me w/ ur ideas.

dont cri. u're in the lead.

@SuperRadicalLutra "I Like Beer"

ok, five entries. one more & i can roll a d6 on it. @Sadmin, wanna chip in?

Rolling d6:

...

...

The winner is: "Cock Vore"

oh yes.

UwU

welp. despite my promise for handdrawn galil, i gtg to bed soon. gn everyone except whoever made this:

@Saint_Kristoph

._.

ok. so real talk; proportional to the head, how big should tiddies be? 1.0 = same size as head, 0.5 = half of head, 3.0 = thrice as big

5.0?

7.5 it is.

what kind of server did i sign up for?

> shit in their dick

so then wat's the problem with my Amazons' tiddies?

i register them from a 1.25 to a 2.0.

-w-

challenge accepted.

(zerg face of disgust & fascination)

glad to be validated.. UwU

((( big chug of beer bombed w/ whiskey in celebration of Brett's confirmation )))

((( feeling of "oh God I'm gonna be so hungover" intensifies )))

so let's see here: two scoops, two SCOTUS picks...

Imma just tone down dem anime tiddies just a little.

> a little.

> a smuge.

> negligibly smaller.

not at all. fite me.

I know. I'm drunk off ice beer & whiskey.

say, who's your friend with the gas mask?

(plots to smother sadmin with dem anime tiddies)

(( feeling of "oh God I drank too much" intensifies ))

(( desire to make galil with H U M O N G O U S tiddies just to dab on him intensifies ))

woo lad. I'm in for a fun time.

do it to dab on 'em.

dicks on dicks

w/ dicks

covered in dicks

@Nyëa you just gotta believe in yourself.

wait, i got something!

i'm genuinely afraid of sadmin's art rn

nani

boi

owo

(dear Lord what have I done?)

(puts myself away... inna bed)

gn... u degenerates

ok, so b4 i publish Galil advocating for Cock Vore I need to know: In the Upotte beach episode the girls were freaked out to see Galil in a one-piece. Why? She looked the most conservatively dressed out of all of them.

ok i was headed in the wrong direction for my Galil drawing.

tell Sadmin it'll be another hour.

🍆

I'm very glad Beer-Lovin' Brett got the nomination b/c my little brother had to put up with a ( T H O T ) in high school that he wanted nothing to do with.
It's been four years since his high school graduation, & she's still after him. In the last weeks she posted stuff in favor of Ford & anti-due process & our family was scared for lil' bro that she'll ruin his life over false rape accusations.

Thankfully, S H E G O T P A T R O L L ED.

hooray.

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I'll crack open two cold ones for Kavanaugh; one for me, & the other for ((( P R O T E C C ' D ))) lil' bro who declared that he'll never drink beer.

L.A. looks like a skid mark.

...

oh wait.

https://www.forgottenweapons.com/szescei-fuchs-double-barrel-bolt-action-dangerous-game-rifle/
Wait, so this did exist!?

i saw an old art piece of two soldiers wielding similar rifles, but theirs had two bolts (one on each side)

same.