Message from @hjujug
Discord ID: 500526642272141317
>tfw saw a girl I recognized from work at coffee shop I hang out at
>strong 9/10, QT blonde college student named Rose
>decide fuck it, might as well try talking to her since
>wait until my ride home is ~10 minutes out so I can make a quick escape if sperging begins
>assume she's probably feminazi or has boyfriend
>no
>actually goes really well and she spergs just as much as I do, doesn't seem uncomfortable at all or try to break it off either
GG lads
> be me, shitjob worker
> a lady on a motorized cart shits herself
> she announces it to her daughter & everyone in earshot in a scratchy af voice
> her daughter (who looks like the puker from L4D btw) asks me where the bathrooms are
> literally 30 ft past the employee's only door, but i sperg & point them to the customer bathrooms across the building
> the old hag (who shit herself) got up from the motorized cart tgt the bathroom, leaving a now shit-stained motorized cart in the middle of my department.
> manager can't make me drive it off the store floor, & he doesn't want to.
> eventually they got a front-end guy to chlorine-soak the cart before driving it away.
what in the goddamn
press f for shadowleech he has to work at walmart
who would win 1000 us army soilders or 1000 /k/ommandos
Half the grunts are also commandos
Possibility more than half
I’ve met a lot of us even in leafland
Also US army? A small percent
Marines?
Far larger percent
12 pigeons per minute
Does it work with all types of pigeons
Incase froot ever comes to the US
when froot*
Literally carbonated mop water
Look at it
Disgusting
Truly. A drink only gamers can appreciate
*sip*
If you drink it you will automatically grow a neck beard and gain 300 pounds
and sprout a fedora
Meh
>premonition saved my ass again
I want off this ride BUT I CAN'T GET OFF
...
I have dreams on a regular basis where I die from some sort of preventable fuckup
Like flipping a dirt bike and dying from the bike landing on my head because I was in third gear and hit a root
When all the conditions start to line up, time to take care