When I was in JROTC I was in my uniform and got thanked for my service.

nice

i ran into this women agian when i was goint to go get my hair did cause im a vain motherfucker and said that "a young man such as your self shouldn't have long hair"

my face when

Nothing wrong with guys having long hair

Long hair gang

i literally have like reinhard from galatic heroes and i have the face of a germanic warlord TBH

she said i looked too girly

bitch

i look like a fucking warlord

post pics or gtfo

anyone who makes those claims gotta back it up

im smart engough not to dox myself

Inb4 manlet

im 6ft 3

Faggot

no u

Haha manlet

6'5 gang rise up

OH WAIT WE ALREADY DID

Fucking manlets

tfw under 6 5

I'm 5' 4" I'll punch all y'all's kneecaps out

>this nigga even shorter than froot

Fucking midget

Rip

I bet this roll of Velcro is taller than him

i thought froot was like... 5'

Just found this

Also I'll stab all y'all shins

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@Sadmin

Basically me

is it bad that my fans are goign at 41 percent during gaming

>tfw saw a girl I recognized from work at coffee shop I hang out at
>strong 9/10, QT blonde college student named Rose
>decide fuck it, might as well try talking to her since
>wait until my ride home is ~10 minutes out so I can make a quick escape if sperging begins
>assume she's probably feminazi or has boyfriend
>no
>actually goes really well and she spergs just as much as I do, doesn't seem uncomfortable at all or try to break it off either
GG lads

> be me, shitjob worker
> a lady on a motorized cart shits herself
> she announces it to her daughter & everyone in earshot in a scratchy af voice
> her daughter (who looks like the puker from L4D btw) asks me where the bathrooms are
> literally 30 ft past the employee's only door, but i sperg & point them to the customer bathrooms across the building
> the old hag (who shit herself) got up from the motorized cart tgt the bathroom, leaving a now shit-stained motorized cart in the middle of my department.
> manager can't make me drive it off the store floor, & he doesn't want to.
> eventually they got a front-end guy to chlorine-soak the cart before driving it away.