What class are you riding in?

I've taken roots in 3rd before

Riding a 110cc Kawasaki but I've never ridden a dirt bike before

https://www.facebook.com/FigmaModelkits/videos/1659087037542267/

I rode 250ccs and up

A 110 won't be that bad

No pads

But I rode in the old days when 2 strokes were kings and nobody uses 4s

Also 2>4

Just doing dumb shit in a pasture

2>4 always

500cc 2

The only bike I've never been 100% comfortable on

But my god in the straights or downhill she would fly

I don't even ride bicycles well

That was my 12th crash within an hour

Jesus fuck

Get a new hobby

Learn to throttle out

My sense of balance is fucked to hell from an accident in high school

Ear drum?

Not dirt biking, ran face first into a tree while playing Ultimate Frisbee and concussed the shit of myself

That's actually pretty funny ngl

Yeet

I still have face scars from it

Piece of bark punched through my lip

lmao

i almost busted my ass dancing on my car last night

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GET YOU A WATER CUP

AND THEN TAKE YOU TO THE BATHROOM

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